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Jerry Springer goes medieval on Sean Hannity

Share Sean Hannity just got bitch slapped by a man called Jerry Springer. You know why he lost this fight so badly? Not just because he’s a pompous prick who deserves to get punched in his pompous hair-doo. But because Jerry can’t get intimidated by anything or anybody. He’s dealt with white trash crack whores, [...]
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T-Party Candidate takes stupid to new low

Share Carl Paladino (Retard, NY) had this to say about his Jewish (obv) democratic challenger. “If I could ever describe a person who would fit the bill of an Antichrist or a Hitler, this guy is it.” Sigh. Why would someone running for governor of Jew York be so stupid? Jews can be paranoid and [...]
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Bill O’Reilly discusses bieber and kim makin’ love

Share I’m tired of Bill O’Reilly being opposed to gays and gay marriage. He needs to leave Justin and Kim alone, and let those two girls do their thing. Hell, Bill should be thankful that Kim is taking Justin under her wing. Justin will spend her teen years dating faux-celebrities so that when she becomes [...]
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Anthony Weiner (Jew-NY) was a sexy young Jewish man

Share Wow. Wow. There are reasons why this man will always control the House Floor.  Those glorious locks of love….they make any Jewish girl woozy. That’s not just an opinion, that is science-backed fact. Why Hollywood hasn’t made a movie about his life yet is beyond my understanding. They made one about Dubya, and he [...]
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STFU “Boy Scouts”

Share Chicky and I will sometimes admit that we were in scouts. We don’t plaster it on the walls of every building, but once in awhile we reminisce about our weeks camping and all the kids we fought with or stupid jokes kids would make. (Webelos = We blow. I get it, shmuck.) Of our [...]
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GOP hates Bike ‘sharing’

Share Republican gubernatorial candidate Dan Maes is warning voters that Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper’s policies, particularly his efforts to boost bike riding, are “converting Denver into a United Nations community.” “Bike Sharing” has the word “share” in it. Although Dan Maes sees it as a communist, socialist, satanist issue, I see it quite differently. Bike [...]
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Bill Clinton: Our First Hipster Jew President

Share Yesterday I took the day off to meet the man of my dreams, Bill Clinton. Frank Caprio is running for Governor in little Rhode Island. Probably the only person running. So to fire up the state he brought in Bill Clinton. The one thing Bill Clinton knows how to do is fire up a [...]
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Anthony Weiner dumps on House Republicans

Share LOUD NOISES! I says it once and I’ll says it again: All of congress needs to grow a pair and be more like Anthony Weiner (Dem – JewNY). He stands up for himself. He doesn’t take shit from nobody. And when life gets him down he put on his ‘tough guy facade’. Ey, cuz [...]
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Condi Rice and Aretha play music together in Philly

Share WTF, Aretha Franklin. You’re now like every other diva queen/rapper out there today. All you care about is banging lots of women and snorting coke with famous celebrities. Atleast most rappers get semi-attractive, if not shallow and whorish, women. Did you have to settle for our former Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice? If I [...]
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Rhode-i-Land

Share Some people might not know, but I have moved back to Rhode Island until this website starts rolling in the big bucks. This video pretty much sums up this place. You might think he is talking about gays and how god hates them but you couldn’t be so wrong. I speak Rhodylandees. All he [...]
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