Woody Allen Finally Makes A Movie About Neurotic Americans in a European Country
If there’s one geographical place that we associate with Woody Allen, it’s New York City. This is a guy who can’t be asked to pick up his own Oscar statue because he’s too…
Como Estan Bitches, Anchorman 2 Is Here
I don’t care what haters say. I’m still pumped for Anchorman 2. I know. Sequels suck. We have seen this time and time again in various painful and disgusting ways. But you know…
Hunger Games Gets Called Racist. No One Cares.
I haven’t read the Hunger Games. I probably wont. Not because I’m against them, but just because I don’t have time to read anything except literature on whether or not the Hunger Games…
New Trailer #2 for The Dictator has several 9/11 jokes
Someone’s been taking acting cues from Kramer… Sacha Baron Cohen: Making fun of dictators, poking fun at 9/11, just the usual. This new trailer actually reveals the plot for the Dictator. I’m not…
Jealous? You should Be.
Readers, I’d like to take a moment to make you jealous of how awesome the institution where I learn absolutely nothing is. Tim and Eric of Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show fame attended…
Best Facebook Movie Ad Ever
Why is it the best ever? Because it tells me everything I need to know about the movie: Guy Pearce is in it. There’s a photo of Guy Pearce He saves the President’s…
Woody is (Yet Again) too Awesome for the Oscars
There’s not many men in this world I love more than Woody Allen. I realize this is a gross love. He’s old. And is married to his stepdaughter. But I still do. And…
“Hipsters” (the Movie) Totally Not About Hipsters
It’s a 2008 Russian musical film about Russian kids from the 1950s. I’m gonna sue for false advertising. On the other hand, its is a foreign film, so, points for that. Especially if…
Hurry down the chimney, Kim Jong-Il.
‘Tis the season. A few people had those retarded mentally challenged reindeer-antler-headband things on at school today, our last day of classes before I kill myself exams. We sang Christmasy “Hymns” (pronounced “hims,”…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
