Hurry down the chimney, Kim Jong-Il.
‘Tis the season. A few people had those retarded mentally challenged reindeer-antler-headband things on at school today, our last day of classes before I kill myself exams. We sang Christmasy “Hymns” (pronounced “hims,”…
Catch a Woody Allen documentary this weekend; maybe even learn why Jews love Asian women!
Woody Allen documentary alert via PBS! Bring your neuroticism, Humphrey Bogart references, and love of AZN WMN. Woody Allen: A Documentary: the extensive input from the subject, the unprecedented access he gave its…
Sex, drugs and BBC specials
If you are a good hipster and, like myself, grew up on such BBC classics as “Fawlty Towers,” “Black Adder,” “Keeping Up Appearances,” and “Yes, Minister,” then you probably already know what I…
Why I love the movie ‘Sheitan’
I’ve been extremely lax in posting for the last few weeks. Not because of midterms, no. But because I have been watching this movie on repeat snuggled in my duvet (which I can…
Main stream Jews are just a bunch of haters (Mel Gibson edition)
News broke out recently that Mel Gibson is going to produce a movie about Judah Maccabee, a Jewish war hero during the times of the Romans. Or Greeks. Who cares. It has to…
Watch a Girl Talk mini-documentary and hate him less (maybe more)
Say what you will about Girl Talk’s last album. Or the one before that. But the fact of the matter is… White bitches love Girl Talk. Willing to drive 10 hours to see…
Schlitz Lipz: The Indiana Jones of Cats
Big News. I found the fountain of my youth. My final bread and butter. The joy of all my years. Yes. I realize none of these metaphors made any sense. This is because…
