Watch A Sluiced Bill Murray Talk for 3 Minutes About ‘Moonrise Kingdom’, Pants
While we’re still waiting to find out if Bill Murray is even going to be in Dan Akroyd’s hypothetical Ghostbusters 3 movie, we at least know he’s still going strong in things that…
I Want to Make Out with Every Single Avenger. Including Scarlett Johansson
Guys. I saw the Avengers. And it was awesome. Like. Supersuperdupertasticfastic awesome. And I know it’s super mainstream and the dialogue is kind of cheesy but like, I don’t care. I only have…
Sacha Baron Cohen is charming; The Dictator is hilarious
He’s Like the Jewish James Bond of Comedy…Kinda… People on the internet are haterz, yours truly included in that group. But I’ve been nothing except excited for The Dictator. Sacha Baron Cohen has…
Between Two Ferns Special is Perfect You Should Watch It
The new special aired last night. Tina Fey. Jon Stewart. Some rich dude. It was literally a tour de force of Between Two Ferns. So if somehow you haven’t watched it yet, and…
Watch The Dictator Opening Scene
May 16th, what will you be doing? Hopefully going to see The Dictator. A movie that will define Sacha Baron Cohen’s career. The Dictator will be to him what Anchorman was to Will…
Dreamboat Adrien Brody plays a stoner
Yup. Looks like every Jewish stoner kid I ever knew. Some movie that I don’t care about with some name I don’t care about has Adrien Brody in it, which you should care…
Is Bigfoot a Jew? Is a Jew Bigfoot?
Guys! …I’ve discovered something… And it might be soft core porn. But more really, the question of a Jewish PORN actor. I’m not sure. But in Sweet Prudence and the Erotic Adventure of…
New Three Stooges Movie is out!
So, I haven’t seen the new Three Stooges movie. Part of me feels like its going to suck. But the 13 year old in me thinks I’ll laugh. I don’t know. I haven’t…
Woody Takes the City!
Recently our most goyish author wrote a post praising Woody Allen’s decision to make yet another film forsaking his home New York and set in another country. Don’t get me wrong. It was…
Too Much Stupidity Makes HJ a Dull Boy
I’m done. I’m done with people who don’t know things. In this day in age, there is actually no reason why you shouldn’t, I’ll say it again, know things. I know this is…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
