
Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr – Dark Waters
Dale Earnhardt, killing it again with another wonderful Beatles-inspired song and really fucking weird music video. I don’t think that at this point in their career they can do any wrong. Get their…

Haim meets Macklovitch
In the most Hipster Jew event of all time, Haim and Chromeo / A-trak meet at Greenblatt’s Deli in LA. Haim girls, meet the Machlovitch boys. Now have tons and tons of babies.

The Hood Internet Mixtape #7
The Hood Internet put out another mixtape recently. It’s another classic hipster dance mix, complete with popular and indie rap artists and backing indie bands. It’s pretty much your wet dream. The only…

Adam Yauch Playground
NYC has renamed a playground after former Beastie Boy Adam Yauch. What does this mean? Your children can one day laugh and frolic near a sign that says ‘Adam Yauch Memorial Park’. You…

New HJ Band Alert – Hebronix
What. A. Jilf. Daniel Blumberg, the former frontman of Yuck, has formed a new band. Following in his heritage as a Heeb, his new band is called Hebronix. And it’s exactly what you’d…

Lie Witness News: Coachella
Jimmy Kimmel got us. Oh God we suck. We’ve been sitting in our own bullshit for so long we can’t tell the difference between a real band and a fake one. On top…

Yuck’s Daniel Blumberg leaves the band
You may know Yuck. You may know them from their catchy song, ‘Get Away’. If not, listen you musical plebeian. How can you not appreciate modern music steeped in 1980/90s indie fuzz rock….

A-Trak – ‘Tuna Melt’
A-Trak keeps the viral videos and dance tracks coming, with Tuna Melt. It’s got dominoes, a Rube Goldberg Machine. I don’t see the appeal of this song, it sounds like every other EDM…

Why do rappers love young Jewish boys?
I definitely understand the 12 year old fascination with hip hop and rappers. I especially understand it as a young Jewish boy. As a young middle schooler at a Jewish day school I…

Accidental Racist is Accidentally Racist But I Don’t Care
Brad Paisley, LL Cool J, What are you guys doing with your lives? Why are you making songs called “Accidental Racist”? Boys, that’s just a recipe for disaster. Modern country already blows. Did…




