Finally, We Can See What The X-Men Would Be As Hipsters
What if Rogue wasn’t a jacked 30-something in spandex who flew through the air and could suck out a person’s soul (or whatever you wanna call it) with her touch? What if she…
Book Review: The Lowbrow Reader Reader
The Lowbrow Reader was a comedy magazine written in the 2000s. It was a ‘zine of typical high literary fashion. It was published at random intervals throughout the year, and making money was…
Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Grey
Hey laaadiiees! What are you doing tonight? Looking for some new type of sex act and/or erotica to steam up your sex life? Well Gilbert Gottfried has got the perfect thing for you!…
EVERYONE EVER loved Maurice Sendak
Being the crotchety old man I am, and in homage to the crotchety old man Maurice Sendak was, I thought it only fitting that I find someone on the internet who hated him….
RIP Maurice Sendak (June 10, 1928 – May 8, 2012)
Maurice Sendak passed away this morning from complications following a recent stroke. Whether you loved his work, or hated it, Sendak is an inspiration to all of us cynics. I highly suggest you…
Newseek answers the age-old question: What if God was one of us?
“If God had a face, what would it be? Would he wear sandals? Or Toms and pearl-button shirts? Yeah, Yeah, God is good. Yeah, Yeah, God is a Hipster. Yeah, Yeah, Newsweek is…
Winter is Coming (Or at Least the Second Season)
If you aren’t illegally downloading great HBO shows, you should be. I know it makes me a bad role model to say this, but seriously. If you haven’t seen the first season of…
In Honor of Jan Berenstain’s death, here is some old Jew ranting about her post-feminist-bear-agenda
Charles Krauthammer was the Fox News of the 1980s. He was the culture warrior. Protecting our youth through blog-like semi-crazy rants in nationally syndicated columns. Because if Charlie knows one thing, it’s that…
Jonathan Ames gets hilariously hammered at Writers Guild Award
Bored To Death Jonathan Ames is the New York neurotic Jew inside of us. I’ve read enough of his novels (2 1/2, and yes I’m bragging so eff off) to know that Jonathan…
The Awl Will Help Us Get Our Book Published at Urban Outfitters //infographics
We haven’t written a book. Yet. We may never write a book. But if we do, The Awl has made it easier to get it published and sold at Urban Outfitters. Thanks Awl!…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
