All I want for X-Mas is a NJB
If you want to make me very, very happy you will buy me this for Hanukkah. It’s like Jewish-mother porn. I cannot resist those semitic good looks. The guy’s cute too. <3<3<3<3??? -MM…
NY Mag talks about what it knows best: Uber Crazy Old Jews
I need her like 8X older… We at Hipster Jew love old people . It’s a fact. There are so many old Ashkenazi Jews in the world (Florida, duurrr), you’ve gotta laugh with…
All Jewish websites are getting a *hip* redesign but us
I feel left out. Although part of me feels like I haven’t sold out to “new, contemporary ideas”. I still feel retro. But possibly out of touch. I just want to be “cool…
Good bye Absolutely Kosher, the last Jewish hip label
Absolutely Kosher, how we will miss you. You were the Jewish label every young Hipster-mensch-boy dreamed of owning/running. And alas, now you are done-zo. As indie music has reached its zenith (in terms…
Judaism: Where Everything’s Made Up and the Points Don’t Matter
I’m getting tired of being told I’m not Jewish enough. It’s not my fault my father decided to fall in love with a shiksa and get married and have babies. It’s not my…
Jewish newspaper realizes that Jews use Kickstarter
Sigh. Sometimes people wonder why The Duckman and I started this site. And this is the reason: “Everyone’s talking about Kickstarter and everyone seems to be doing it,” said Annette Ezekiel-Kogan, founder of…
There will never be a ‘Jewish Indiana Jones’
Maybe you heard of this “Rabbi” who called himself the ‘Jewish Indiana Jones’. Do you know why he made this cheap, cliched comparison? Because he claimed to have rescued old Torahs from around…
Jewish Congress Members only ‘moderately wealthy’
Look at this list of the richest Congresspeople in the U.S. While us Jews may look like we are winning, we only have 4 spots in the top 10. Not only that, but…
Frum Jewish Porn, it’s Here, it’s Queer (Strange), I Don’t Want Anymore Beer
Yes! Frum Porn! I know! GROSS
Don’t “over-Jew” pop culture
I’ve begun writing an occasional article for Jewcier.com, a free online Jewish dating service. Per agreement, I’ve given them exclusive content to these articles. Because I’m a nice guy. So here is a…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
