Yiddish is a dead language, let’s move on
Jews of European descent have an uncomfortable fascination with the cult of 19th century European Judaism. Maybe it’s due to the memory of the Holocaust, or because a few select Jews have continued…
A message to all the Moms out there reading this:
To all the Moms out there: Yes, I am single. And yes, I’d consider dating your daughter. Sometimes friends message me and tell me “my Mom reads your blog and thinks you are…
Old Jews Still Telling Jokes in 2012
Remember when Old Jews told some jokes? Well they’re still alive (mean-spirited pun intended). They’re even an off-Broadway Musical! The one thing I’ve learned about these videos? Old Jewish people love telling borderline…
Let’s Cross That Matrilineal Line, Shall We?
Hey Jews, Have you ever been a counselor at a Jewish camp and one of your fellow counselors mentioned that they weren’t Jewish in the eyes of most Jews because their mother was…
Schlitz Lipz Embarrasses Herself. More Than Usual
A really attractive young filmmaker you may know from this blog made this documentary. Its Jewish-related. Don’t judge me for my shameless plugging. I can’t stop myself. No, Robot, not THAT type…
Springtime for Hasselhoff in Germany
Is it weird that Hasselhoff looks like a really convincing Hitler? Should we be alarmed? Or does this just affirm Germany’s strange affinity for him? //Buzzfeed
Atheists use God’s name in vain, anger Yaweh
This billboard has been angering the Jews of Williamsburg recently. Some have claimed it’s an affront to those crazy cult-Jew’s religious freedoms. You know, the ones the larger Jewish community tolerates because we…
Funny Nerdy Jewish Men are Finally Getting Picked Over Jocks
You wanna be him. We all do. Don’t be embarrassed. Someone once told me that there is no ‘poon’ in comedy. But there is lots of ‘dick’ in comedy. Atleast that’s what was…
This should be the new viral Hanukkah Song: Coin Operated Goy
I know, it really has nothing to do with Hanukkah. But quite frankly, I’ve heard all the shitty Hanukkah songs. And once you get past Adam Sandler, they’re all filled with bad puns…
Skymall’s Confused About Holiday Traditions
Now you can buy a Star of David to put on top of your Christmas tree for only $19.99! You can’t make this shit up!
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
