Let’s Cross That Matrilineal Line, Shall We?
Hey Jews, Have you ever been a counselor at a Jewish camp and one of your fellow counselors mentioned that they weren’t Jewish in the eyes of most Jews because their mother was…
New HafTorah-Reading App will make Bar Mitzvahs more spoiled than ever
American Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are already terribly spoiled. I watched The Cohen Brother’s A Serious Man, so I know how Bar Mitzvahs were celebrated back in the 60s. Everyone got high,…
Combat the 4 ‘real’ questions at your Seder
So people know when it comes to aesthetically presenting ancient barely-edible foods, you don’t fuck around. These are the 4 questions that aren’t written into the Seder. The ones that you dread, that…
A Hipster Haggadah – The New American Haggadah
The last phrase you’d expect to hear describing your Seder is ‘authentic American Hipster literature’. And yet that’s precisely how the New American Haggadah can be accurately described. It’s also what it’s translator,…
Old Jew Telling Jokes performing Off-Broadway
No longer live at home? Miss the embarrassing jokes your parents tell in front of significant others/friends? The corny ones where you shake your head and mutter about how South Park is so…
New York + Judaism should ban oral suction
We are a country that prizes minority/religious freedoms. It’s what makes America the greatest country in the world. We let religious groups cut themselves off entirely from society, bash homosexuals, and treat women…
Bounce, bounce, baby: Tales from Ireland
Purim is upon us. And as I listen to the fiendish yells, cheers and nationalistic ballads coming from the franticly drinking Irish students in my apartment kitchen, I wonder if they know what…
Why not be a Recently Deceased Celebrity for Purim this year?
Running out of time? Not sure what to wear this year? Why not switch it up this year and dress up as an easily recognizable dead celebrity? Here’s the most important deaths of…
I’ll hot oil you up and dance like a whore-a
Log off of fb (or just minimize it), turn your phone off (or on silent for like 4 minutes), relax in the tub or on your futon and let this ginger Jewess steal…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
