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Log off of fb (or just minimize it), turn your phone off (or on silent for like 4 minutes), relax in the tub or on your futon and let this ginger Jewess steal…

Is Obama forced to make the White House Kosher for his Jewish puppet masters?

The New York Times recently uncovered a history of wastefulness of taxpayer dollars, started in the Bush administration: Making the White House kitchens kosher 1 day a year for a Hanukkah celebration. It’d…

GOP Jews hate GOP Jewish candidate, fulfilling self-hating Jewish stereotype

Talk about the crux of self-hating Jewery. Turns out GOP Jews hate themselves. Which isn’t that surprising…when you realize how much it must crush your soul to vote for demagoguery and selfishness on…

Is this every Jewish man’s Hell? My Big Fat Jewish Wedding Expo?

Meet hell on earth. Truly terrible. Lots of baby-crazy Jewish women, thinking about marriage. It’s like some sadist neo-Nazi out there thought of the worst thing in the world, and then decided to…

Kosher crisis: The moral conundrum of a non-Kosher Jew

So this morning my mom brought me something that was a real treat for me. Something I truly love. Empanadas. The best way to explain my love for empanadas is via Mack’s statement…

NyTimes talks about Palm Fronds…a week late as always

Remember that post I wrote about the Lulav and Esrog for Succot? The one that is on the right side bar that rotates every once in a while? And remember how I wrote…

Bitches be trippin’: Of course Jewish music is Gospel.

Anytime anything occurs that directly involves some Jews in one form or another, there is a choir of whining. Take for instance this scenario about Jewish music on iTunes: Contacted by the Post,…

Why Lulav and Esrog is a scam

Jews exorbitantly over-charging other Jews

J’accuse

I recently viewed this obscene letter that Syracuse (SyraJews) University sent to the residents of Brewster Dormitory. Syracuse, with it’s ENORMOUS population of Jews (as of 2009, they were counted number six in…

Our friend at ‘Feed Me Bubbe’ got himself a book deal!

A long, long time ago, when this blog was in its infancy, we wrote about the website Feed Me Bubbe. Since we love old people (laughing at them, occasionally with them), Feed Me…

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