Massive Tatas Spell Trouble for Orthodox Panty Merchants
HipsterJews, it falls to me to bring an extremely important piece of news-media to your attention. Lauren Odes, a poor, innocent, naive, young data-entry professional from Jersey has been sorely wronged by a…
Louis CK throws an homage to Woody Allen in his season 3 trailer
Louis CK, showing his respect for Woody Allen by hiring his film editor in the 80s and 90s. Particularly Manhattan. In case you’ve seen too many Woody Allen movies and can’t remember which…
Aziz Ansari is the Hipster king of Central Park
What is going on in NYC? Are they required to have tv celebrities with tv personalities exist in the real world, mind-fucking everyone into a blank stare of warped reality? I’ll give the…
Danny Lobell: NYC Comedian – HJ interviews
Danny Lobell, Scottish Jew, had the pleasure of allowing me to interview him recently. His credits include: opening for Last Comic Standing’s Ralphie May and Tourgasm’s Robert Kelly, performing at the Times Square…
New York + Judaism should ban oral suction
We are a country that prizes minority/religious freedoms. It’s what makes America the greatest country in the world. We let religious groups cut themselves off entirely from society, bash homosexuals, and treat women…
Atheists use God’s name in vain, anger Yaweh
This billboard has been angering the Jews of Williamsburg recently. Some have claimed it’s an affront to those crazy cult-Jew’s religious freedoms. You know, the ones the larger Jewish community tolerates because we…
Two Hassidic Jews get into a Jew fight
JEWWWWWWWW FIIIIIGGGHHHTTT! There’s something about a Jew fight that is just magical. Maybe it’s because these Hassidim are dressed so funny looking. Maybe it’s because they’re probably fighting over some petty interpretation of…
Wanna make out with a HipsterJew? Come to Heebonism this Sat Night in NYC.
Heebonism is part of the week long Sephardic Music Festival. Find us. We’ll be modelling the new HJ shirts. HEEBONISM featuring Diwon and guests December 24th @10:30pm We have just added a slew of…
NYC putting up poetic hipster traffic signs in the name of ‘art’ and ‘safety’
Looks like NYC decided to hire a few of the 1.5 million graphic designers that live within city limits. Seriously, these signs look less like something Big Government would ever be involved with,…
Look at this F-ing Aerialist on the Williamsburg Bridge
Aerialist Seanna Sharpe 285 Feet Over The Williamsburg Bridge from Ronen V on Vimeo. Oh, what are you doing today? You what? You are quitting your job as a barista for that really…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
