Israel is so Screwed They Are Sending George Costanza to Solve the Middle East Crisis?!?!
Here is the entire Associated Press article about how dire the Israel-Palestine situation is. Alexander…was asked by Israeli President Shimon Peres in a meeting on Tuesday for advice on how to solve the…
Why did this past season of Jersey Shore give me Birthright flashbacks?
Give the bro on the right a tan and it’s all Guido to me. Just finished this season of Jersey Shore, and throughout the final episode I kept thinking to myself: Man, this…
Gilad Shalit and an Israeli PR Mistake
As the resident Israeli HJ writer, it is my obligation to report the wonderful feeling of happiness sweeping Israel in the wake of Gilad Shalit’s return from 5.5 years of brutal captivity. It…
Finally! Some proof that most Israelis are sensible people
Everytime I hear about how Israel has been hijacked by right-winged dickheads, a part of me dies a little inside. I’d love to one day spend several months in Tel Aviv, hitting sexy…
Let Palestine Become a State Already
The other week I learned that the last bastion of liberal Jewish hope, the lobbyists called J-Street, came out against unilateral Palestinian statehood. Their wonderful one-sided bullshit logic was that The West Bank…
Pita, Pita, Falafel, Pita, Palestinian Statehood, Chips, Pita, Falafel
As HJ’s resident Israel correspondent, I feel it is necessary to digress briefly into local political happenings. (If you’re uninterested in this situation, please skip this paragraph.) On Friday, the UN is set…
Shanananana Tovah.
I would suggest turning down the volume before you listen to this latest parody video from The Israeli Academy for Leadership (Ein Prat). If this is over-heard by that hip cutie in the…
West Coast Jews are pissed that Palestinian children draw pictures
Obviously, since the Israel-Palestinian issue is very black/white, for us or against us, it only makes sense that everything Palestinian is BAD. Especially when it may be critical of Israeli policy. For example……
