People are angry that OWS occupied Birthright. I wish Birthright was occupied on the reg. (Rant)
Some Jews are getting upset because OWS is full of liberals who are upset with the whole ‘Palestinian’ thing, and are putting blame on those who control the power. Elements that claim to…
Ill give someone a t-shirt if they bring me an Israeli Soldier
Male, or Female, if you bring me an Israeli Soldier you get a free t-shirt. Cuties only apply. I know I can’t offer you $1,000,000 like a Saudi Prince just offered, but I’m…
Israel is so Screwed They Are Sending George Costanza to Solve the Middle East Crisis?!?!
Here is the entire Associated Press article about how dire the Israel-Palestine situation is. Alexander…was asked by Israeli President Shimon Peres in a meeting on Tuesday for advice on how to solve the…
Why did this past season of Jersey Shore give me Birthright flashbacks?
Give the bro on the right a tan and it’s all Guido to me. Just finished this season of Jersey Shore, and throughout the final episode I kept thinking to myself: Man, this…
Gilad Shalit and an Israeli PR Mistake
As the resident Israeli HJ writer, it is my obligation to report the wonderful feeling of happiness sweeping Israel in the wake of Gilad Shalit’s return from 5.5 years of brutal captivity. It…
Finally! Some proof that most Israelis are sensible people
Everytime I hear about how Israel has been hijacked by right-winged dickheads, a part of me dies a little inside. I’d love to one day spend several months in Tel Aviv, hitting sexy…
Let Palestine Become a State Already
The other week I learned that the last bastion of liberal Jewish hope, the lobbyists called J-Street, came out against unilateral Palestinian statehood. Their wonderful one-sided bullshit logic was that The West Bank…
Pita, Pita, Falafel, Pita, Palestinian Statehood, Chips, Pita, Falafel
As HJ’s resident Israel correspondent, I feel it is necessary to digress briefly into local political happenings. (If you’re uninterested in this situation, please skip this paragraph.) On Friday, the UN is set…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
