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Israeli soldiers lose respect of world
Share Ke$ha? How Can I respect you after you make a video dancing to Ke$ha? I’m doubting the the greatest army can take out a kitty. … Ke$ha….
Michael Chabon Draws Ire of Jewish Readers of the New York Times
Share As we’ve seen from the recent Flotilla brouhaha (although, clearly, “brouhaha” is an inappropriate word for that, but it’s the word I’m using anyway) Israel is one of those particularly divisive topics in world and American politics, and not just among the Jews. Although, clearly, it takes on added significance among them. So, woe [...]
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Israel will never win at soccer
Share Although the video is kinda old, I don’t know how this missed everyone’s radar. But I’m tired of beautiful Jewish people like myself being blamed for the world’s problems. I have nothing to do with people’s low self esteem. Blame God for this beautiful face, not me. I didn’t ruin the tv show Lost, [...]
Okay, Who Put the Sugar in Grandma Hellen’s Tea?
Share Helen, Helen Helen, this is how we get fired. I know what this is really about. You’re still upset about this whole “Hummus War.” I’m guessing by your age and the fact that your parents came from Lebanon, your family invented hummus. I get it. Lebanon won and you’re just being a sore winner.
Glenn Beck hate week? Sure!
Share (…and the only way we will even put our finger on this whole Flotilla business) The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
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Israel’s Biblical Zoo
Share These things always tickle my fancy. Jerusalem’s zoo is looking to collect and repopulate Israel with all the animals that Noah took on his ark. Some people would see this as a commendable effort. I on the other hand am disappointed. There are obvious reasons why these animals haven’t been around since pre-Jews for [...]
Israeli Dodgeball without Ben Stiller
Share The origins of Ga-ga (Israel’s version of dodgeball) have always been a little mysterious. An urban legend once told that David Ben-Gurion invented the game while shooting Canadian geese on his kibbutz. But all we really know is that it was started in Israel. When you think about it, it is fitting for ga-gas [...]
Israel loses world record in only sport they are reasonable at
Share I’m kinda of upset by this bullshit. It’s just another Israel/Arab rivalry and I’m tired of it. Mainly because there are worldly proportions and consequences hanging in the balance. What am I talking about? The Lebanon/Israel Humus conflict, that’s what. In a stunning turnaround, last year Israel held the record by making 4 tons [...]
Movie Breakdown: What do they call a quarterpounder in Israel?
Share This is why I like foreign countries (and in this case Israel). If you tried to air this commercial in the U.S. there would be a torrent of lawsuits. But somehow, parodying Pulp Fiction is 100% a-ok. And Israel would know – the country is full of Jewish lawyers. I don’t know how much [...]
Man ‘rapes’ with lies