Turks think that ‘Jew Birds’ are spying on them
This should be the national bird of Israel. Some small dipshit town in Turkey found a bird that said ‘Israel’ on it and happened to have a long beak. So they freaked out…
Happy 64th Birthday Israel, You Foxy Beast
Happy 64th Birthday Israel! You have given us so much, how do I give back? I guess with this little bit of advice: When you shoot off fireworks, aim away from the face….
No BDS for Park Slope Food Co-Op
The Daily Show with Jon StewartGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook In an unfortunate set of events, the Park Slope food co-op could not solve…
Israel Update: Hiking and the Universal Truth About Dubstep
Hello readers! It is I, A-Train, who has never let a lack of readership diminish my over-the-top bluster. Those of you who’ve been reading my occasional scribblings know that I am in Israel. …
Anti-Semite Alert: Israeli Religious Fanatics Compare Israel to Nazi Germany
If this doesn’t prove that assholes come in many shapes and sizes, that you can have anti-Semitic Jews, then I don’t know what will prove it. As a new PR agent looking to…
Why do Jews love boring boardgames like bananagrams?
Boardgames suck. It’s why I’ve had the Words With Friends App (for free) on my iPhone for a month now, and I’ve only completed a total of 2 games. Nobody wants to play…
Watch this girl get hysterical when she learns Israel is called an Apartheid State by Ron Paul
Everyday people learn that Ron Paul isn’t a pussy. He speaks his mind, no matter how racist, bigoted, or just controversial he may be. It’s why one day we will call him Supreme…
Israel Update: Farmers Markets vs. Shuks
There are few public places in the United States where both yuppies and hipsters are required to assemble. One of these places is the farmers market, in which both groups pay for ultra-local…
Tel Aviv Hipsters Don’t Want to be Drafted
Look at this lazy Hipster, probably buying rare vinyls at an outdoor market. People are surprised. People are pissed. Young, secular, hip kids don’t want to fight in a seemingly never-ending war with…
Watch hilarious comedian Eugene Mirman discuss his Israel/Birthright experience
Man. I think we can close the book on Birthright jokes. Eugene Mirman [SXSW comedian, NYC lover, Hipster Jew (question mark?)] took my stand-up comedy cherry. And he just shattered the genre of…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
