Category Archives: Interweb

Philly h8s bloggers

Share You live in Philly? You got a blog? Well, FUCK YOU! So says the City of Philadelphia. Blogs that makes a few bucks (like $10 a year) are being asked to pay $300 to the city for having a ‘business’. So glad I’m not blogging out of that one horse town cause the world [...]
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Socalled the movie: a ghey, joo-ish, Canadien cowboy

Share I never got around to writing a full article about Socalled like I had wanted to. I tried back during his hip-hop Passover Seder album, but I saw a lolzcatz video and got distracted. Anyhow, now I don’t have to! Because luck would have it, a documentary about him is out on Hulu for [...]
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Hating Facebook Isn’t Cool Anymore (Everybody Does It)

Share According to a New York Times article, hating Facebook is about as awesome as hating your utility company, meaning NOT AT ALL. Apparently, even though Facebook has turned into the life-glue that holds the under-30 society together, it engenders hate similarly found as those living under a police-state. And, frankly, there’s a lot to [...]
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OMG hipster babies are super gr8!

Share Another Hipster started a tumblr before I could steal their idea. This latest one revolves around hipster babies. And oh boy, lemme tell ya these children are adorable AND fashionable. I’m an expert on the subject of children, since my line of work is teaching the little ones. So I expect everyone to agree [...]
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W00t! is now working with Amazon

Share If I could claim an influence for my terrible sense of humor, I’d first have to give credit to Michael Ian Black. A close second would be the writers at woot.com. Woot is a wonderful online retail site, where they sell random chachkas and nerdy techware. They also have T-shirts and wine, children’s junk, [...]
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Old Jewish Guy Wants Internet Gone

Share Update: VP Joe Biden had some advice only an old out-of-touch man would have: “We used to have a problem in this town saying this,” Biden told reporters Thursday at a press conference in Washington, D.C. “But piracy is theft. Clean and simple. It’s smash and grab. It ain’t no different than smashing a [...]
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Twatter is Etheral

Share If this doesn’t disprove the elitist at the Jew York Times and their disdain for ‘vernacular’ words like tweeting, then nothing will. Twatting is so relevant it is even used by a Utah politician. Who had to tell the world about legally shooting a man to death. I dream that one day we will [...]
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Are nerds running out of safe spaces?

Share Before all the perverts and political websites, the interwebs used to be a safe place devoted to nerds. Countless threads discussed arbitrary, mundane aspects of things nobody normal cared about. Did you ever wonder what color Samus’ skivvies were? Or why Linux would quickly become the operating system of the future? Or how to [...]
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My mom called tech support for once

Share We have all gotten that phone call “How do I forward an e-mail?” “How do I change my facebook photo?” “Where can I find ‘the google’?” I’m glad my mother started using tech support. It was bad enough when she got facebook. It was worse when she asked to be my neighbor on farmville. [...]
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Orbit commercial is the future of advertising

Share Donald Draper on Mad Men couldn’t think up of something this great. After the Adidas commercial parodying Star Wars with Snoop Dogg, I am impressed with the way companies are going about advertising their wares. Instead of spending millions of dollars on 30-second run-of-the-mill television bits, companies are focusing on comedic viral videos. Someone [...]
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