I’m Starting to Think This Whole Groundhog Day Thing Is Bullshit
Every year, twelve days before Valentine’s Day*, the nation gets together for its age old tradition of forcibly evicting a woodland rodent from his burrow in order to arbitrarily predict the weather for…
This should be the new viral Hanukkah Song: Coin Operated Goy
I know, it really has nothing to do with Hanukkah. But quite frankly, I’ve heard all the shitty Hanukkah songs. And once you get past Adam Sandler, they’re all filled with bad puns…
Jewish Comedian on Conan says same thing about Xmas vs Hanukkah, but says it much more eloquently
Literally couldn’t have said it better myself. If only I was a real stand up comedian like this dude. Either way, can we, as the entire Jewish people, agree on just one thing?…
My Hanukkah Wishes come True: Deck the Hall & Oates Xmas music parody
Sometimes young children dream big for Hanukkah, and occasionally these dreams come true. I was weaned on Hall and Oates. They’re like the two gay Dads I never had, but always wanted. Being…
Seth Rogen is a NJB who wants to help cure your grandparents’ Alzheimer’s
Oh Seth Rogen! He’s beardy, hilarious, he’s a mensch who helps out charities…And sure, he smokes a little bit of weed sometimes, but I think your mother can overlook that one characteristic. She…
Heebra Lizzy Caplan is in a Funny or Die Video
Home for Actresses from Megan Mullally This latest Funny or Die Video, entitled Home for Actresses, is chock full of Jilfs/Heebras. This includes Michaela Watkins and Ellie Kemper (in my dreams). If this…
Dear Jewish Santa, Please Buy Me This Jew-Hating Board Game for Ironnukah
Dear Jewish Santa (AKA my real dad), Please buy this monopoly-spin-off board game for Ironnukah. I know there is no Santa, and I know you usually buy me only one present per year….
A Few Thoughts on “Skyrim”
I know that videogames and Jewishness don’t exactly mix. In fact, one of my first articles was about just that. I don’t why this is. Nonetheless, I feel compelled to bring you some…
