Watch A Sluiced Bill Murray Talk for 3 Minutes About ‘Moonrise Kingdom’, Pants
While we’re still waiting to find out if Bill Murray is even going to be in Dan Akroyd’s hypothetical Ghostbusters 3 movie, we at least know he’s still going strong in things that…
Counterpoint: ‘Girls’ Might Not Be Racist, But You’re Not Wrong For Saying It Is
On Monday, my fearless editor called the Internet out over the running debate over Lena Dunham’s show Girls in his article “The show ‘Girls’ isn’t racist; you are.” Sure, it may be a…
Getting even more “Arrested” then previously believed!
OMGGGGGYALLLL THIS IS HUGE The show made an agreement with Netflix that all ten episodes of the fourth season will be aired simultaneously in early 2013. BUT now here are hints that there…
Muppets are now Jews and have their own Anti-Muppet Defamation League
Muppets are in. They are kinda almost cool to NPR dads once again. So don’t close your eyes, because it’s once again the 1980s. And you may be humped by a man dancing…
Draw the Shitler wants you to be precise when you wipe your ass
If the Incredible Hulk and Hitler had a child, and then this child’s cartoon image was transposed to toilet paper for the purpose of wiping your ass, this is what you’d get. Perfect…
Funny Nerdy Jewish Men are Finally Getting Picked Over Jocks
You wanna be him. We all do. Don’t be embarrassed. Someone once told me that there is no ‘poon’ in comedy. But there is lots of ‘dick’ in comedy. Atleast that’s what was…
After School Special on the dangers of skinny jeans
We all love skinny jeans. Atleast, if you just read that last statement, odds are that you do. And sometimes, when my parole officer forces me to, I do some community service. Posting…
NSFW Gilbert Gottfried discussing his 9/11 and Japan Tsunami jokes
Holy shit. The first half of this interview is hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing. After watching this I don’t know how you could still hate on Gilbert Gottfried. The man is a talented…
I’m Starting to Think This Whole Groundhog Day Thing Is Bullshit
Every year, twelve days before Valentine’s Day*, the nation gets together for its age old tradition of forcibly evicting a woodland rodent from his burrow in order to arbitrarily predict the weather for…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
