Watch A Sluiced Bill Murray Talk for 3 Minutes About ‘Moonrise Kingdom’, Pants
While we’re still waiting to find out if Bill Murray is even going to be in Dan Akroyd’s hypothetical Ghostbusters 3 movie, we at least know he’s still going strong in things that…
Larry David, Be My Dad
Larry David is so cute! Look at him attempt to do normal people things like park his car, and pay for his own parking. He lives the Curb life. He is every Seinfeld…
The Spirit Awards > The Oscars
The Oscars are run by old white men. The Artist won a barrage of Oscars because all those old white men remember growing up and watching foreign silent films. Screw that. Give me…
All people with the last name Weiner are huge dicks
Anthony Weiner shamed the ‘Weiner’ family name and heritage. All Weiners forever have to live in the shame of dick pics and (more) penis jokes. You’d think that after the whole Weiner fiasco,…
I have a serious problem.
Hoarders, Animal Hoarders, Dance Moms, Toddlers in Tiaras, Obsessed Why can’t I stop? I’m obsessed with these freaks. When I’m not nose-deep in this: I can be found, gape-mouthed, eyes glazed, rice crackers…
RyGos = HJ
I will now attempt the impossible easiest thing ever: Turning Ryan Gosling into a bonafide HJ. This will be an incredibly simple and easy-to-understand concept that I will break down into several steps….
George Lucas Strikes Back (trailer)
If you were looking for the next nerdy viral video, here it is. In a world gone mad, George Lucas is abducted at the height of his career. Indiana Jones is huge,…
“Leaves of Whoop-ass”
So, being a good Jew I put “Munich” in my Netflix queue. Being a good hipster, I watched it weeks ago and then was too lazy to put it back in its slip-cover…
Comedians Sing Song 8 Months Too Late
This is how I heard this video started… Scene: New York Bar Day: Yesterday Time: 4PM It was a chilly afternoon. One where your nipples were as hard as rocks as soon as…
Mel Gibson’s Ex Reveals All
So I know that 0% of hipsters watch the news. But I also know that some Jews watch the news, and since here at HipsterJew we cover everything kosher and trendy, the news…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
