All people with the last name Weiner are huge dicks
Anthony Weiner shamed the ‘Weiner’ family name and heritage. All Weiners forever have to live in the shame of dick pics and (more) penis jokes. You’d think that after the whole Weiner fiasco,…
I have a serious problem.
Hoarders, Animal Hoarders, Dance Moms, Toddlers in Tiaras, Obsessed Why can’t I stop? I’m obsessed with these freaks. When I’m not nose-deep in this: I can be found, gape-mouthed, eyes glazed, rice crackers…
RyGos = HJ
I will now attempt the impossible easiest thing ever: Turning Ryan Gosling into a bonafide HJ. This will be an incredibly simple and easy-to-understand concept that I will break down into several steps….
George Lucas Strikes Back (trailer)
If you were looking for the next nerdy viral video, here it is. In a world gone mad, George Lucas is abducted at the height of his career. Indiana Jones is huge,…
“Leaves of Whoop-ass”
So, being a good Jew I put “Munich” in my Netflix queue. Being a good hipster, I watched it weeks ago and then was too lazy to put it back in its slip-cover…
May the Shwartz be With You
In honor of May the 4th, I have concrete evidence for you that proves that C-3PO is just a big jew. Need examples? I got a list of quotes straight from imdb. For…
Comedians Sing Song 8 Months Too Late
This is how I heard this video started… Scene: New York Bar Day: Yesterday Time: 4PM It was a chilly afternoon. One where your nipples were as hard as rocks as soon as…
Mel Gibson’s Ex Reveals All
So I know that 0% of hipsters watch the news. But I also know that some Jews watch the news, and since here at HipsterJew we cover everything kosher and trendy, the news…
BREAKING NEWS: Paul Rudd once DJed a Bat Mitzvah…. and more!
Paul Rudd: Bat Mitzvah DJ from Jewish Forward on Vimeo. L’Chaim! Mazel Tov! Paul Rudd is one of our favorite Jews (Wet Hot American Summer, Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin, I Love…
On Mel Gibson
Frank Rich, (Jewish) “Jew York Times” columnist, of whom Mel Gibson once said to The New Yorker “I want to kill him…I want his intestines on a stick…I want to kill his dog”…
