Wanna make out with a HipsterJew? Come to Heebonism this Sat Night in NYC.
Heebonism is part of the week long Sephardic Music Festival. Find us. We’ll be modelling the new HJ shirts. HEEBONISM featuring Diwon and guests December 24th @10:30pm We have just added a slew of…
Jewish Comedian on Conan says same thing about Xmas vs Hanukkah, but says it much more eloquently
Literally couldn’t have said it better myself. If only I was a real stand up comedian like this dude. Either way, can we, as the entire Jewish people, agree on just one thing?…
I’ll hot oil you up and dance like a whore-a
Log off of fb (or just minimize it), turn your phone off (or on silent for like 4 minutes), relax in the tub or on your futon and let this ginger Jewess steal…
Hanukkah Photo Contest
Send in your crappy, crafty, offensive, or makeshift Hanukkah photos to win one of three prizes that I’m keeping a secret for now. email us the photos (info at hipsterjew dot com) tweet…
My Hanukkah Wishes come True: Deck the Hall & Oates Xmas music parody
Sometimes young children dream big for Hanukkah, and occasionally these dreams come true. I was weaned on Hall and Oates. They’re like the two gay Dads I never had, but always wanted. Being…
Why every Jew secretely wishes they celebrated Xmas
Hipster Tree: Jay-Z Star at the top + G.I. Joe action figure from childhood nostalgia Can we all take away our religious morality for a second? The guilt that acts as a defensive…
Jesus is trying to ruin Yo La Tengo’s Hipster Hanukkah 2011
Krampus, the slightly Jewish-looking Austrian evil-Santa who stole children Rarely does Jesus try to ruin things for others. Jesus isn’t jealous about Hanukkah, because he knows that Xmas is a far superior holiday,…
It’s a Hanukkah Miracle! Matisyahu has seen the light of reason!
When Matisyahu cut off his beard I was like ‘big whoop, wanna fight about it?’ I wasn’t convinced it meant anything, nor did I really care. But if the Daily Beast has taught…
Skymall’s Confused About Holiday Traditions
Now you can buy a Star of David to put on top of your Christmas tree for only $19.99! You can’t make this shit up!
Is Obama forced to make the White House Kosher for his Jewish puppet masters?
The New York Times recently uncovered a history of wastefulness of taxpayer dollars, started in the Bush administration: Making the White House kitchens kosher 1 day a year for a Hanukkah celebration. It’d…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
