Word of the Week: Hanukkah Bowl
Noun: Hanukkah Bowl Definition: When you pack a bowl with your last bit of nug, and it lasts much longer than you could expect. Ex: Jonah was stressing out about his final, and…
Have You Been Following Regretsy Hanukkah?
If you don’t read Regretsy, you’ve been missing out on their 8 days of Hanukkah craziness. Regretsy spends their time making fun of the countless number of horrid art featured on Etsy. Each…
Wanna make out with a HipsterJew? Come to Heebonism this Sat Night in NYC.
Heebonism is part of the week long Sephardic Music Festival. Find us. We’ll be modelling the new HJ shirts. HEEBONISM featuring Diwon and guests December 24th @10:30pm We have just added a slew of…
Jewish Comedian on Conan says same thing about Xmas vs Hanukkah, but says it much more eloquently
Literally couldn’t have said it better myself. If only I was a real stand up comedian like this dude. Either way, can we, as the entire Jewish people, agree on just one thing?…
I’ll hot oil you up and dance like a whore-a
Log off of fb (or just minimize it), turn your phone off (or on silent for like 4 minutes), relax in the tub or on your futon and let this ginger Jewess steal…
Hanukkah Photo Contest
Send in your crappy, crafty, offensive, or makeshift Hanukkah photos to win one of three prizes that I’m keeping a secret for now. email us the photos (info at hipsterjew dot com) tweet…
My Hanukkah Wishes come True: Deck the Hall & Oates Xmas music parody
Sometimes young children dream big for Hanukkah, and occasionally these dreams come true. I was weaned on Hall and Oates. They’re like the two gay Dads I never had, but always wanted. Being…
Why every Jew secretely wishes they celebrated Xmas
Hipster Tree: Jay-Z Star at the top + G.I. Joe action figure from childhood nostalgia Can we all take away our religious morality for a second? The guilt that acts as a defensive…
