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Category Archives: Health
Stoopid t(w)eens lose hearing
Share Oh noes!!!! Studies still show that teenagers are using earbud headphones to ignore each other and it’s making them all go deaf. It turns out that these days 20% of teens have some hearing loss. The same percentage of teens don’t believe Barack Obama is Christian. Call me crazy, but there must be a [...]
Vermont’s Green Mountain Coffee not so ‘green’
Share By green I mean environmentally friendly. Going to school at The University of Vermont (UVM) and eating at my college’s dining halls, I know that Green Mountain Coffee bribed a VP or Provost. But that didn’t stop me from sauntering hungover to the dining hall and and picking up a steaming cup of graphite-java. [...]
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It’s Not Too Late to Observe “National Doorknob Safety Awareness Month”
Share I work in an office, where part of my duties include maintaining office cleanliness. And no, in case you’re wondering, I’m not the janitor. Or, not just the janitor. I also make photocopies for salaried staffers. But ins-and-outs of my particular work habits aside, I feel like there’s an event in July that is [...]
PA hates America
Share Before I start ranting about these new wine kiosks, I want to make it known that I’m angry I had to read about this on Yahoo news and that no one from Pennsylvania told me about this. I’m also still angry at everyone in Rhode Island for not telling me fireworks were legalized. I [...]
NYC Raises Cig taxes to astronomical highs
Share The Legislature on Monday night narrowly approved boosting the state’s tax on cigarettes by an additional $1.60 – to a national-high $4.35 of taxes per pack. So you know how much a pack of cigs is gonna cost a Williamsburg Hipster? $12-$13 for 20 smokes of Americans or Pall Malls. Include a 6-er of [...]
Is Urban Outfitters now too hip for us? [updated]
Share I think Urban Outfitters has entered the contest for most chauvinistic clothing line. You’d figure Dov Charney and American Apparel would have that cat in the bag. But looks may be deceiving. Or Urban is tired of selling clothes to the cash-strapped alt college crowd. It’s about time they focused on cornering the market [...]
My Illegitimate Son
Share EMBED-Ardi Rizal – The real SMOKING BABY !! – Watch more free videos Is this kid the coolest or what? Look at him twirl the cigg around. What a bad ass. I bet he gets all the chicks. Now, personally, I could not let my two year old smoke more than a pack a [...]
Got a smoke? Stop blamin’ yo mamma
Share Always faithful and pedantically-Anglo BBC News has reported a scientific study about smoking cigarettes. Jewish hipsters, listen up because this one is for you. Psssssttt. Over here. I’m going to whisper so your mother wont hear us. Hey, guess what? You can stop blaming your mother all the time for causing you so much [...]
Riley-Day Syndrome: The Next Jewish Killer?
Share Some Jews have OCD. Some are neurotic. And some are hypochondriacs. This article is for them. Many of you have heard about Tay-Sachs Disease. It’s a hereditary disease that is prevalent in eastern European Jews. Turns out when the same 50 families shtup in a small Polish shtetl for 150 years, some genes end [...]
The man is trying to tell you what to smoke and when