I Spy With My Little Eye…
This link has made the rounds of all over the bookface recently. All you kids running around,posting it, saying things like, “how can people be so cruel” and “I’m on facebook to much!”…
I always knew I was a champion drinker because I’m Manorexic
The manorexic’s preferred beer of choice. Science is usually bullshit. Science rocks! Science recently told me that I am awesome because I don’t exercise, don’t eat, and smoke like a chimney. How so?…
The Nine 1/2 Steps for a Hipster Jew Insomnia Session
One of my only skills is sleeping. I have written it as one of my career objectives on several resume/ cover letter mixtures. I have not heard responses from any of the internships…
Aziz Ansari cares about cancer. Is he my hero? Or everyone’s hero?
There’s nothing funny about cancer. Unless Aziz Ansari is making fun of Parks and Rec costar Chris Pratt (Andy), for the sake of saving someone’s life who may have cancer! Aziz Ansari. What…
Do they have PBR in Israel?
On Saturday, I’m moving to Israel for months. I’ll be teaching English and living near Tel Aviv most of the time I’m there. Initially, it sounded pretty cool, as it was a chance…
Disclaimer: Offensive to vegans.
WARNING: Do not read if you are a little whiny kvetcher-MM I am a strong, proud eater of deli meats; I like my pastrami grilled crisp on the edges soused in Russian sauce…
Atleast 10% of Jews have BDO (body dismorphic order)
Check this out, all my large-nosed Heebsters. Turns out that all those JAPs from your high school who got (or wanted but were too poor, ha-ha) their noses ‘fixed’ are not only selfish…
Why I am perplexed and hungry.
Fuck you Jonah Hill, fuck you and the fat horse you rode in on. For a few minutes I truly believed that fat was back. I am not naturally one of those toothpick…
Indeed: A Philthydelphia
I think it’s interesting that people consider this video an insult to Philadelphians. I mean, clearly, it’s saying that Philadelphia is a shitty city. But anyone can agree to that. I walk the…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
