Let’s Cross That Matrilineal Line, Shall We?
Hey Jews, Have you ever been a counselor at a Jewish camp and one of your fellow counselors mentioned that they weren’t Jewish in the eyes of most Jews because their mother was…
Louis CK throws an homage to Woody Allen in his season 3 trailer
Louis CK, showing his respect for Woody Allen by hiring his film editor in the 80s and 90s. Particularly Manhattan. In case you’ve seen too many Woody Allen movies and can’t remember which…
Today is Yom HaShoah – Holocaust Remembrance Day
Today is Holocaust Remembrance Day. Did you stop in the middle of I-95 and pay your respects to 6 million murdered during the Holocaust? Why not? It’s kind of really awesome that they…
New HafTorah-Reading App will make Bar Mitzvahs more spoiled than ever
American Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are already terribly spoiled. I watched The Cohen Brother’s A Serious Man, so I know how Bar Mitzvahs were celebrated back in the 60s. Everyone got high,…
The Jews of Wall Street
Here’s a classic example of people [read: crazies] blaming the Jews for all of the world’s problem. Which is probably fair. I blame my mom for all of my problems, and assuming all…
Matzah Pizza – I’M STARVING
There isn’t too much you can do to cure your hunger on Passover. As too there is little you can do to cure your constipation. That being said, you can at least try…
BREAKING NEWS: Hitler wasn’t gay
Philippe Loret, a French plumber, claims to be Adolf Hitler’s grandson. Which means one thing. Hitler had sex with a woman. I don’t know about you guys, but I always thought Hitler was…
Jon Stewart dumps on Passover
How’s the Matzah? Treating you well? Great. While you’re eating that Matzah, don’t think about how awesome Easter is. I don’t mean the Easter for the religious folks. I mean the one…
Combat the 4 ‘real’ questions at your Seder
So people know when it comes to aesthetically presenting ancient barely-edible foods, you don’t fuck around. These are the 4 questions that aren’t written into the Seder. The ones that you dread, that…
Aziz Ansari is the Hipster king of Central Park
What is going on in NYC? Are they required to have tv celebrities with tv personalities exist in the real world, mind-fucking everyone into a blank stare of warped reality? I’ll give the…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
