Needed: Nice Jewish Boys for R-rated JDate Calendar
Dear HJ’s, I’m sorry I have been lax in writing recently; having just finished an undergrad degree in English literature, I have been very busy launching my degree-driven career…. in the food-service industry….
A Gap Year for Hipster Jews in Portland?
I didn’t take a gap year between high school and college – because I wanted to make bad decision as an ‘adult’ as soon as possible. Also, I didn’t want to be left…
Frat Boy is right: Jewish sorority girls are gullible
Ladeez, do you want to fuck these bros? The correct answer is ‘ew gross’. People are upset by what this Jewish frat boy has written to his non-Jewish frat brothers about how to…
Radical Rabbi Writes Sexy Book About Sex
Author/Rabbi David Ribner is an honest-to-goodness mensch. He has singlehandedly introduced sex into the Ultra-Orthodox community world-wide. As official Hipster Jew Sex Article Panderer, I will tell you all about it. Because of…
Offensive Yiddish song ‘Cohen Owes me 97 Dollars’ by Irving Berlin
Not since the song ‘Those Mean Old Jews Crucified My Lord‘ made its way onto the internet has a wonderfully jokey Jewish song tickled me so much. So below is the song titled…
Kosher Diapers – Now with VELCRO
“Kosher Diapers” which is secured by velcro fasteners instead of adhesive tape. With the Velcro fasteners there is no חשש, whatsoever – not when opening and not when closing the strips. Kosher is…
Bulletproof Stockings: All-Female Hassidic Rock Band will not see the wrath of Hashem
People often misunderstand a lot about Hassidic culture and rules. Hassidim aren’t chastised or bullied into only listening to horrendous Jewish music. They’re not told about how pop music is the devil’s music…
If Jews Run Hollywood Why Has Nobody Seen My Experimental Cat Vagina Films?
Readers, an interesting thing happened to me today. I was reading an editorial and I agreed with it whole-heartedly. Then, all of a sudden, the article took a turn for the crazy, and…
Watch a Hipster dance at a Bat Mitzvah
That’s my game face. Last Sunday evening I was in Rhode Island attending my cousin’s Bat Mitzvah. Next thing I know the “in-house” DJ is playing the electric slide. I was all like…
A Growing Concern for Uncle Woody
Recently, as part of my summer Uncle Woody craze, I spoke of a fear that Mr. Allen was turning into the Olsen Twins. This fear is now growing to momentous proportions. About the…
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.