The JAP Jersey Shore Show
There’s a new Bravo reality show coming out. It’s full of stereotypes, joobs, and spoiled, terrible women. It takes place on Long Island. And it’s full of insane, terribly spoiled Jewish girls. LONG…
Exhibit D: Hasids vs. Cyclists
It’s really beautiful how the Hasids in Williamsburg can get together and use their voice and money to strengthen their community. It’s also extremely disturbing and pathetic. Get ready for tons more videos…
Stephen Colbert approves of Hipster diaperless babies
There are always stupid trends throughout the world, but it seems the stupidest ones are propagated by rich white young people, also haphazardly described as ‘Hipsters’. This includes, but isn’t limited to: Not…
Mini Van Hasid Attacks Cyclist in Brooklyn
And the Hipster v. Hasid bike war continues. In this episode: A cyclist is riding through the streets of Williamsburg while a Hasidic man tries to push him off the road. The smart…
Adam Yauch Playground
NYC has renamed a playground after former Beastie Boy Adam Yauch. What does this mean? Your children can one day laugh and frolic near a sign that says ‘Adam Yauch Memorial Park’. You…
Nate Silver says Anthony Weiner has lost
Nate Silver, the gay Jewish dreamboat who — aww fuck it, if you don’t know who Nate Silver is, look him up and then promptly never return to this blog – he recently…
Amateur Bill Clinton in the 90s singing ‘Wasn’t Me’ at the Apollo
There’s not enough words in the English language to describe how amazing this is. A white guy at the Apollo killing it. Pretending to be Bill CLinton. Singing an impeccable cover of Shaggy’s…
HJs @ SXSW 2013 – Jew York City
Jew York. The big Jewish apple. The center of the world, both secular and Jewish (yeah I went there Jerusalem, deal with it). Presenting our final installment of our HJs @ SXSW 2013…
Dance some Disco, Holocaust Survivors!
Your Bubbie may be dancing disco, and you don’t even know it. The 1970s are back. And even though your Bubbie may have been 40 years old and raising your mom or dad,…
Mayor Bloomberg on the Brooklyn College BDS forum
“I couldn’t disagree more violently with BDS, as they call it, boycott, divestment, and sanctions. As you know I’m a big supporter of Israel, as big a one as I think you can…
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.