Gay Reform Rabbi: Locusts attack Israel because of Palestine treatment
Radical religious Rabbis have argued that tragedies such as the destruction of Soddom and Gemorrah, The Holocaust, Hurricane Sandy, and 9/11 were directly caused by the fact that gay people exist and do…
Ron Swanson is on Israel’s 50 Shekel Bill
The new 50 Shekel bill will be graced with the face of Russian Poet Shaul Tchernichovsky. Or as r/israel points out, Ron Swanson. Actually he looks a lot more like Mark Twain, but…
This Maccabee Beer commercial has the Old Spice guy
This Maccabee beer commercial is beyond confusing. So confusing. First off, ew. All beer made in Israel tastes like PBR, so I guess it isn’t that bad. But sometimes you want to drink…
Happy Birthday Israel!
Happy 65th birthday Israel! Sorry I didn’t really write anything about you today. Or post much about your big 6-5. But I did take 5 minutes out of my day to make you…
Your Daily Attack on Women at the Western Wall
Women of the Wall as Haredi Men Cover Their Eyes Want to say a prayer for your dead relatives at the Western Wall? Are you also a woman? Sorry, no Kaddish allowed here….
Why Jews should stop moving to Israel
Every time I read about anti-Semitism in countries that aren’t Israel, I yawn a little. Not because there isn’t anti-Semitism in the world (or racism or bigotry), and not just because there has…
HJs @ SXSW 2013 – Israel Part Deux
Holy shit there are a LOT of Israeli bands playing at SXSW this year. Is cultural BDS worth it? After listening to the bands below, I’d have to say ‘no’, but I’m a…
PORNO PORNO PORNO
Young Israeli boys are now blessed with their first local Playboy (now in Hebrew!). You can read about local politics, what the cover girl likes to do on her Sundays, who the local…
HJS @ SXSW 2013 – The Israelis
Avi Avital What a mensch Avi Avital is, the perfect man to start off out long list of SXSW 2013 – The Israelis (of course not including the HJ rappers of SXSW 2013,…
Little Girls are Immodest and Deserve to be Punished
Purim is over, but it’s hard for me to come up with subject material to write about that isn’t cats because that’s actually all I care about. So instead, let’s milk that silly…
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wear them when im lonely cause im a jew
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — Your a shlumpa
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY