Massive Tatas Spell Trouble for Orthodox Panty Merchants
HipsterJews, it falls to me to bring an extremely important piece of news-media to your attention. Lauren Odes, a poor, innocent, naive, young data-entry professional from Jersey has been sorely wronged by a…
The real reason for the anti-internet rally $$$$$$$
I dressed up as the internet police for Purim! The rally in Citi Field on Sunday was sponsored by a rabbinical group, Ichud Hakehillos Letohar Hamachane, that is linked to a software company…
Turks think that ‘Jew Birds’ are spying on them
This should be the national bird of Israel. Some small dipshit town in Turkey found a bird that said ‘Israel’ on it and happened to have a long beak. So they freaked out…
Yiddish is a dead language, let’s move on
Jews of European descent have an uncomfortable fascination with the cult of 19th century European Judaism. Maybe it’s due to the memory of the Holocaust, or because a few select Jews have continued…
A message to all the Moms out there reading this:
To all the Moms out there: Yes, I am single. And yes, I’d consider dating your daughter. Sometimes friends message me and tell me “my Mom reads your blog and thinks you are…
Rashida Jones discovers her Jewish past; she cries
Rashida Jones, for some terrible reason, decided to go on the NBC show Who Do You Think You Are?. The point of the show is to creep into famous people’s pasts and discover…
Old Jews Still Telling Jokes in 2012
Remember when Old Jews told some jokes? Well they’re still alive (mean-spirited pun intended). They’re even an off-Broadway Musical! The one thing I’ve learned about these videos? Old Jewish people love telling borderline…
Dear Hipsterjew, Holocaust Denial Turns Me on
Dear Hipster Jew, My girlfriend doesn’t believe in the Holocaust. Is it wrong that this turns me on? -Neurotic and Confused Dear Neurotic and Confused, I’m not surprised. In fact, I…
Happy 64th Birthday Israel, You Foxy Beast
Happy 64th Birthday Israel! You have given us so much, how do I give back? I guess with this little bit of advice: When you shoot off fireworks, aim away from the face….
Urban Outfitters Selling Sheriff Holocaust Jew shirt
Urban Outfitters has this shirt on their site. It looks a little like its mocking the Holocaust. But it also looks like a sheriff’s star. If it’s mocking Jews in the Holocaust, I…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
