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新年快!

What? There’s an excuse to be festive and drink a lot more than I should? There are dragons involved? Sign me up! I just couldn’t resist this image. Happy freaking Chinese New Year…

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Katy Perry’s dad hates Jews

“You know how to make the Jew jealous? Have some money, honey,” Keith Hudson, 63, said during a recent sermon at the Church on the Rise in Westlake, the Daily Mail reported. “You…

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Hipster Jew wishes you a Happy Jew Year

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Word of the Week: Hanukkah Bowl

Noun: Hanukkah Bowl Definition: When you pack a bowl with your last bit of nug, and it lasts much longer than you could expect. Ex: Jonah was stressing out about his final, and…

Have You Been Following Regretsy Hanukkah?

If you don’t read Regretsy, you’ve been missing out on their 8 days of Hanukkah craziness. Regretsy spends their time making fun of the countless number of horrid art featured on Etsy. Each…

Merry Christmas from the Ultra-Orthodox

I dont even know where to start… //via reddit

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Wanna make out with a HipsterJew? Come to Heebonism this Sat Night in NYC.

Heebonism is part of the week long Sephardic Music Festival. Find us. We’ll be modelling the new HJ shirts. HEEBONISM featuring Diwon and guests December 24th @10:30pm We have just added a slew of…

Jewish Comedian on Conan says same thing about Xmas vs Hanukkah, but says it much more eloquently

Literally couldn’t have said it better myself. If only I was a real stand up comedian like this dude. Either way, can we, as the entire Jewish people, agree on just one thing?…

I’ll hot oil you up and dance like a whore-a

Log off of fb (or just minimize it), turn your phone off (or on silent for like 4 minutes), relax in the tub or on your futon and let this ginger Jewess steal…

Hanukkah Photo Contest

Send in your crappy, crafty, offensive, or makeshift Hanukkah photos to win one of three prizes that I’m keeping a secret for now. email us the photos (info at hipsterjew dot com) tweet…

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    Is it weird that when I think of Moses I picture Woody Allen playing the role?

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    So many people are googling that girl with the big tits

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    Hipster or Hassid. Doesn't matter which one you pick, the game is still dumb.

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