Did you buy a Yamaclaus for Hannukah?
Aww look, now your dog can be an ironically self-hating Jew, just like you! Yamaclaus. It’s exactly what you’d think it is. A yarmulka santa claus…well…it’s a Xmas hat Kippa. The best part…
Obsessive Christmas Music Time. Thank God.
YES! YES! YES! It’s Christmas music time! Non-stop Christmas music will be played in the casa de Schlitz. This caters to the Jewish side (they wrote all the songs) and the goyish side…
Happy Hipster Thanksgiving Everyone!
Every once in a while a Hipster parody video will break the stereotypes and be hilarious. This is one of them. Enjoy this video in between stuffing your face with wildflower-essenced turkey. And…
Larry David’s Animated Thanksgiving Rant
Have you ever wanted to listen to an old famous Jewish man talk about his Thanksgiving childhood in America? Including angry/crazy relatives. Watch the video below, and see how your Jewish Thanksgiving compares…
VeggieDucken: Probably better than Tofurkey
Tofurkey is the worst meat substitute ever. I know because as a vegetarian of 19 years, I’ve eaten every kind of vegetarian meat substitute known to man. Yes, I know that everyone has…
Why Amurrica is Better than Europe
I know some of you are having some doubts about our great country because the elections have been, as they always are, a gross display of wealth, advertising, and USA pins. Some of…
What’s your favorite Jew-ish Holiday?
We love sales. And what better way to abuse sales than waiting for non Jewish holidays? Halloween: As kids, Halloween is a time for free candy. Since becoming adults, we have a different…
Today I accidentally dressed as Hipster Waldo
Today atleast five people thought I was dressed as Waldo. But clearly I wasn’t dressed as some regular-four-eyed Waldo. I’m not clean shaven, my glasses aren’t Harry Potter’s and my stripes are all…
Sexy Hipster Halloween Costume?
Are you a feminist? Are you still trying to look sexy after Hurricane Sandy, but you wanna make it clear to dudes that you are a lady with liberal, college-educated ideals? What about…
A Halloween curse on Jews
Halloween (and the weekend preceding it) is the worst time of the year. Period. The worst. The shittiest. Fuck Halloween and all those over-10-year-old who enjoy it. Halloween weekend has constantly been when…
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.