Dreamboat Adrien Brody plays a stoner
Yup. Looks like every Jewish stoner kid I ever knew. Some movie that I don’t care about with some name I don’t care about has Adrien Brody in it, which you should care…
Rashida Jones should be your dream girlfriend
“He’s Australian. And he hates Jews.” Rashida Jones, JILF, speaking for a generation of Jews who have watched Mel Gibson crumble like a pile of dried-out turds. Rashida Jones is my girl. Not…
Getting even more “Arrested” then previously believed!
OMGGGGGYALLLL THIS IS HUGE The show made an agreement with Netflix that all ten episodes of the fourth season will be aired simultaneously in early 2013. BUT now here are hints that there…
Is Bigfoot a Jew? Is a Jew Bigfoot?
Guys! …I’ve discovered something… And it might be soft core porn. But more really, the question of a Jewish PORN actor. I’m not sure. But in Sweet Prudence and the Erotic Adventure of…
New Three Stooges Movie is out!
So, I haven’t seen the new Three Stooges movie. Part of me feels like its going to suck. But the 13 year old in me thinks I’ll laugh. I don’t know. I haven’t…
Woody Takes the City!
Recently our most goyish author wrote a post praising Woody Allen’s decision to make yet another film forsaking his home New York and set in another country. Don’t get me wrong. It was…
Too Much Stupidity Makes HJ a Dull Boy
I’m done. I’m done with people who don’t know things. In this day in age, there is actually no reason why you shouldn’t, I’ll say it again, know things. I know this is…
Goon: Best Sports Movie of the Century
Canadians love their hockey. And Canadian Jews love their hockey too (without legitimate baseball they need to obsess over something sports-related… Sorry Blue Jays). There’s a reason why Eugene Levy and Jay Baruchel,…
Woody Allen Finally Makes A Movie About Neurotic Americans in a European Country
If there’s one geographical place that we associate with Woody Allen, it’s New York City. This is a guy who can’t be asked to pick up his own Oscar statue because he’s too…
Danny Lobell: NYC Comedian – HJ interviews
Danny Lobell, Scottish Jew, had the pleasure of allowing me to interview him recently. His credits include: opening for Last Comic Standing’s Ralphie May and Tourgasm’s Robert Kelly, performing at the Times Square…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
