Two of our favorite girls, Ilana and Abbi, have the thumbs up to make a second season of Broad City according to AV Club. I shouldn’t have to tell you that Broad City is one of the best shows on TV, never mind Comedy Central. I couldn’t be more excited to hear that we will be #blessed with more episodes. Congrats BBs!
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I’m not fat, I’m big boned.
Set your DVR’s. Lena Dunham will be hosting Saturday Night Live with musical guest The National on March 8th. Oddly enough, it will also be The National’s first time on SNL too. I think this deserves a hipster jew shehecheyanu blessing.
There is a new Seinfeld parody that you never asked for called Mario Seinfeld and it’s exactly what you would expect it to be… Perfect. Considering most Mario plots are about nothing, it’s really simple to add in the Seinfeld element to it. I mean, do we really know why the Princess is kidnapped by Bowser so often? Did the dialog in Paper Mario actually have anything to add to the story line? No. It’s all garbage and fluff. This minute and a half could have easily been the opening to Mario 64, and I would have understood why I was trying to collect 120 stars in paintings.
The characters also fit pretty well.
Mario as Jerry
Luigi as Kramer
Toad as George
Peach as Elaine
Bowser as Newman
I would like to see more episodes of this show. Because we all know its better than that cartoon crap they put out in the 90′s.
“Curling? I’ve been doing that since my Bat Mitzvah.”
OMG what’s he Putin there?
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Have you heard of the Shoshi games? Someone made a Tumblr where they take the really stereotypically annoying JAP from Girls and make her into ever Olympian in Sochi. It’s hilarious! Best part is, it reminds me how little I can stand some of the characters on Girls and how many stupid faces Shoshana makes throughout that show.
From the guy that brought you hilarious gags such as texting your parents “Got 2 grams for 40” then “Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you” and texting your loved one “I haven’t been fully honest with you…” comes a whole new prank where he opens a Starbucks!
Honestly, I don’t know where he is going with this one. I mean the pig and the goat gag he did last year was perfect. But dumb Starbucks? Not sure. But this will probably be explained to us in a new episode of Nathan For You which should hopefully be airing sooner rather than later.
What’s your favorite Woody Allen movie? Before you answer, you should know: when I was seven years old, Woody Allen took me by the hand and led me into a dim, closet-like attic on the second floor of our house. He told me to lay on my stomach and play with my brother’s electric train set. Then he sexually assaulted me. He talked to me while he did it, whispering that I was a good girl, that this was our secret, promising that we’d go to Paris and I’d be a star in his movies. I remember staring at that toy train, focusing on it as it traveled in its circle around the attic. To this day, I find it difficult to look at toy trains.
For as long as I could remember, my father had been doing things to me that I didn’t like. I didn’t like how often he would take me away from my mom, siblings and friends to be alone with him. I didn’t like it when he would stick his thumb in my mouth. I didn’t like it when I had to get in bed with him under the sheets when he was in his underwear. I didn’t like it when he would place his head in my naked lap and breathe in and breathe out. I would hide under beds or lock myself in the bathroom to avoid these encounters, but he always found me. These things happened so often, so routinely, so skillfully hidden from a mother that would have protected me had she known, that I thought it was normal. I thought this was how fathers doted on their daughters. But what he did to me in the attic felt different. I couldn’t keep the secret anymore. – Dylan Farrow
Jerry Seinfeld has been working on a few super secret projects. Or maybe it’s one project. I can’t be too sure what’s going on because no one is giving a straight answer. Larry David said that they are thinking about making a Broadway play. Then we saw Seinfeld with Jason Alexander and thought it might be another episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, or a Super Bowl ad. It’s apparently neither.
So what the hell is going on?
During an interview with WFAN, Jerry Seinfeld said that this “secret project” he discussed in his Reddit AMA is actually some sort of Seinfeld reunion. It’ll be longer than 60 seconds, but other than that, we still have no idea what’s going on. But hey, at least that’s something!
SO many parodies in life, SO little time. What parodies are worth watching? What parodies are super shitty and terrible?
Not this one, my friends. Sure, it’s not the actual Seth Rogen. Even Seth Rogen can’t be THAT annoying. But it is hilarious to pretend that Rogen’s personality was created in a lab by scientists, which may explain why he’s so chill and brotacular.