Please buy me this moog couch so I can seduce ‘the ladies’
When you manage to trick a dude/girl to see your room under the guise of showing off your wicked rare vinyls, it’s important to seal the deal. The easiest way to do this…
Artists shouldn’t be paid for their work
I have another job. I make films. No one tells me what to do. But I make the money in the wine industry. You work another job and get up at five in…
Newseek answers the age-old question: What if God was one of us?
“If God had a face, what would it be? Would he wear sandals? Or Toms and pearl-button shirts? Yeah, Yeah, God is good. Yeah, Yeah, God is a Hipster. Yeah, Yeah, Newsweek is…
Scandal, Urban Outfitters style
OMG YALL. Facebook just informed me that this guy: who I originally thought was just Urban trying to be fashion forward and using an old ugly man as a model, Richard Hayne, President…
Winter is Coming (Or at Least the Second Season)
If you aren’t illegally downloading great HBO shows, you should be. I know it makes me a bad role model to say this, but seriously. If you haven’t seen the first season of…
Madame Tussauds’ Anne Frank is kinda cute
Get it off me! Get it off me! Actually, for a nice Jewish girl, wax Anne Frank looks kinda cute. Maybe it’s the lack of sleep talking, but I’d hit that. I…
In Honor of Jan Berenstain’s death, here is some old Jew ranting about her post-feminist-bear-agenda
Charles Krauthammer was the Fox News of the 1980s. He was the culture warrior. Protecting our youth through blog-like semi-crazy rants in nationally syndicated columns. Because if Charlie knows one thing, it’s that…
Jonathan Ames gets hilariously hammered at Writers Guild Award
Bored To Death Jonathan Ames is the New York neurotic Jew inside of us. I’ve read enough of his novels (2 1/2, and yes I’m bragging so eff off) to know that Jonathan…
Alphanail – Nail Polish for Totally Individual, Hip, Not-At-All-Awkward Men
Is nail polish the next skinny jeans? Depends who you ask. Most males would probably say that nail polish is reserved for goth kids and those borderline-insane artist types. But that’s not what…
The Awl Will Help Us Get Our Book Published at Urban Outfitters //infographics
We haven’t written a book. Yet. We may never write a book. But if we do, The Awl has made it easier to get it published and sold at Urban Outfitters. Thanks Awl!…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
