Finally, We Can See What The X-Men Would Be As Hipsters
What if Rogue wasn’t a jacked 30-something in spandex who flew through the air and could suck out a person’s soul (or whatever you wanna call it) with her touch? What if she…
Book Review: The Lowbrow Reader Reader
The Lowbrow Reader was a comedy magazine written in the 2000s. It was a ‘zine of typical high literary fashion. It was published at random intervals throughout the year, and making money was…
Neil Gaiman’s Commencement Speech at UARTS
Shout out to Prez Buffington on the bottom right Last week, many of the kids I had the pleasure of kicking out of my Senior Studio graduated from The University of the Arts…
Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Grey
Hey laaadiiees! What are you doing tonight? Looking for some new type of sex act and/or erotica to steam up your sex life? Well Gilbert Gottfried has got the perfect thing for you!…
EVERYONE EVER loved Maurice Sendak
Being the crotchety old man I am, and in homage to the crotchety old man Maurice Sendak was, I thought it only fitting that I find someone on the internet who hated him….
UO Fingers the Irish Nation
Urban Outfitters really needs to get their shit together. First, there’s the Navajo controversy wherein the Navajo Nation has sued Urban under the Indian Arts and Crafts Act for attempting to seem “woodsy”…
RIP Maurice Sendak (June 10, 1928 – May 8, 2012)
Maurice Sendak passed away this morning from complications following a recent stroke. Whether you loved his work, or hated it, Sendak is an inspiration to all of us cynics. I highly suggest you…
Thrift Store Mannequins are the best Mannequins
Okay, I lied. Turns out that thrift store Trannequins are the best mannequins. Tranny + mannequin = trannequin. Austin, Texas has some thrift store called Top Drawer which is all about gender equality…
China loves their Nazi regalia and fashion
In America, people wear Nazi regalia for 2 reasons: 1) They are white supremacists. 2) They have no limits to irony. In China, they do it for an entirely different reason: Nazi clothing…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
