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Jonathan Ames get’s hilariously hammered at Writers Guild Award

Bored To Death Jonathan Ames is the New York neurotic Jew inside of us. I’ve read enough of his novels (2 1/2, and yes I’m bragging so eff off) to know that Jonathan…

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Alphanail – Nail Polish for Totally Individual, Hip, Not-At-All-Awkward Men

Is nail polish the next skinny jeans? Depends who you ask. Most males would probably say that nail polish is reserved for goth kids and those borderline-insane artist types. But that’s not what…

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The Awl Will Help Us Get Our Book Published at Urban Outfitters //infographics

We haven’t written a book. Yet. We may never write a book. But if we do, The Awl has made it easier to get it published and sold at Urban Outfitters. Thanks Awl!…

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Art Spiegelman has a wonderful new art exhibit in France

Art Spiegelman is best known for Maus, the comic about the Holocaust that Jewish schools make 12-year-old boys and girls read. This ensures that another generation will be forever scarred and guilted by…

Words of the Week: Jewlous V Jewlust

Jewlous, not to be confused with Jewlust, is when a non-Jew wants, so very badly, to be Jewish. Example: I knew a girl in high school who had a severe case of Jewlousy….

Star Wars Characters as Hipsters

A painter reimagines Star Wars characters as hispters. For the most part, he overestimates how well hipsters dress…

Is Talib Kweli a Blipster?

I’ve been a big fan of Black Star and anything Mos Def since I can remember. Most people think Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy was great because of indie sweetheart Zooey Deschanel. They’re…

Happy Birthday Hipster Jew!!!

In honor of our terrible twos birthday, I got a second nose piercing. Let’s make this bitch last 20. (As Im sure you can tell this is the slowest news day ever. Someone…

Why haven’t you gotten drunk and bought a HJ T-Shirt yet?

Do I have to spell this out for you? The easiest way to meet a Jewish Hipster is to wear one of our shirts. The easiest way to meet Hipsters is to wear…

Why do Jews love boring boardgames like bananagrams?

Boardgames suck. It’s why I’ve had the Words With Friends App (for free) on my iPhone for a month now, and I’ve only completed a total of 2 games. Nobody wants to play…

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