A Useful Infographic? About Bikes? No Way.
What better way to pick up cute hipster chicks than knowing about your bike?
Is Wall Trampoline the latest ‘alt’ sport for Hipsters?
The NYtimes has actually ‘discovered’ a trending new sport that nobody gives a shit about! Sounds like Hipsters can rejoice and join in en mass. Just watch out! It’s Canadien. And called Wall…
Racquetball is now a sport for Hipsters and old Jewish men
I’m on the right, obviously, with matching uniform/short shorts. Hipsters are always looking for new sports to ruin, with our whiteness, gangliness, and general lack of athletic ability. We’ve tried taking 4 square…
Ben Gibbard is such a pussy
“I’m Ben Gibbard. I run places. I do normal things. I used to be a rock n’ roller who made college girls swoon. Sure my twee rock couldn’t last forever, but I gave…
The Hebrew Hammer is a Hebrew Cheater Who Gets to Keep his MVP Award?!?!?
You don’t become the Hebrew Hammer without using a little bit of ‘God’s Jewce’ (STEROIDS) The Jewish sports world was shaken to it’s small, stubby knees yesterday. Ryan Braun AKA The Hebrew Hammer…
Amar’e Stoudemire is Jewish. We get it.
I’ve never seen someone try so hard to be Jewish. Everyone else in the entertainment business stays away from their jewy-ness by changing their name, or participating in KKK meetings. But not Stoudemire….
TIPS for surviving UVM’s unsanctioned Naked Bike Ride this year
If you don’t know hippie land’s most hippieful event, UVM’s Naked Bike Ride, it is an interesting juxtaposition: Full frontal nudity, typical to nudist colonies of the 70s, has been a cornerstone for…
Ryan Braun – The Hebrew Hammer
It’s been 48 years since Tribesman, Sandy Koufax, was named MVP of the National League. Thankfully the Hebrews are getting back into the game and representing us well. Kevin Youkilis has a few…
Biggest Hipster in the NBA
TBJ Tour video: Who’s the NBA’s biggest hipster? from The Basketball Jones on Vimeo. “When we’re talking hipsters we’re talking beards… style… plaid” This is what I have to endure during the NBA…
Hipsters, Hoopsters, and NBA All-Stars play Jewball
Did they miss anything? This is what happens, David Stern. This is what happens when you fuck your league in the ass. They travel the country and have fun playing pick up games….
