Who wants a HJ? – Manischewitz Crunk
Nickname: Manischewitz Crunk Location: Sacramento, CA Occupation: starving artist. But your mother always dreamed you would become: a lawyer, in true Jew fashion. She knew better than to dream of my becoming a…
Who Wants a HJ? – DvidSilva
Nickname: DvidSilva Age: 0×00000018 Location: ChillyBogotá Occupation: senior developer/metaphysical engineer But your mother always dreamed you would become: a son Level of Jewishness / Hipsterness: xyeshiva bachur / mac is too mainstream for me I use linux from…
Who Wants a HJ – Yesha
Nickname: Yesha Location: Springfield, Missouri Occupation: Custodian But your mother always dreamt you would become: Superman. Level of Jewishness / Hipsterness: I wear tzitzis and kippahs with skinny jeans, Supras, and vintage boots….
Who wants a HJ – Ripka
Nickname: Ripka Location: Cambridge, MA Occupation: Artist, and profresh pastry hustler to the MIT bro crowd But your mother always dreamt you would become: Lawyer… doctor… dentist… wait no, she wants me to…
Who Wants a HJ? – Amberjean
Nickname: Amberjean Age: 24 Location: Seattle Occupation: Secretary But your mother always dreamed you would become: A doctor Level of Jewishness / Hipsterness: I keep a kosher kitchen, but my plates have pink…
Who Wants a HJ? – Leviathan
Nickname: Leviathan Location: The Shtetl of Metro Detroit Age: ∞ Occupation: student But your mother always dreamed you would become: somebody who worked in the health field Level of Jewishness / Hipsterness: Hebrew school dropout and an aspiring…
Who Wants a HJ? – Shayna Madela
Nickname: Shayna Madela Age: Old enough to be traded for 3 goats Location: Amherst, MA Occupation: Filmmaker/Writer But your mother always dreamed you would become: A plastic surgeon. So she could get the family discount. Level…
Who Wants a HJ? – Lain-iac
Nickname: Lain-iac Age: 28 Location: New York, NY Occupation: Assisting your assistant get coffee. Probably in theater. But your mother always dreamt you would become: You could always go back to laaaw school……
Who Wants a HJ? – ALask
Nickname: ALask Age: Slanted and Enchanted came out the year I was born Location: Charlottesville VA/Philadelphia Occupation: student/booking intern/catering assistant But your mother always dreamed you would become: an accountant Level of Jewishness / Hipsterness: Best New…
05/23/2013 Fuzzbuster — People don't really hate the Jews. They generally hate something about themselves and like to pretend that they hate...
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wear them when im lonely cause im a jew
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — Your a shlumpa
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...