Nickname: galia melon, because apparently I was named after a fruit.
Location: London (baby)
Occupation: English teacher – providing Shakespeareances for all.
But your mother always dreamed you would become: married to a ‘nice Jewish boy’ and make her some grandbabies.
Level of Jewishness/Hipsterness: Well, I’ve been there and got the t-shirt. Literally.
I am a doodette in her kitchen looking for a dude to feed, constantly, like, every 5 minutes.
If you could be a typeface, which one would you pick?
I’m a Calibri kinda girl. Comic Sans gives me rage blackouts.
How do you take your coffee?
White, no sugar – I’m sweet enough. But not before asking if you want something to nosh from the kitchen before I sit down.
Favourite vegan dish your mother makes:
I’m not sure I understand the question…
Oh baby, tell me what you put on your bagel.
Cream cheese and smoked salmon (with black pepper and lemon) – some things should just be left classic.
What’s the first song on your make out mix?
Marvin Gaye – Let’s Get It On. Those first three notes get me every time. Pretty much self explanatory…
When you make ‘bad decisions’, what is your drink of choice?
Rum is always my drink of choice, for there is no situation that cannot be enhanced or rectified with the imitation of pirates.
What is the most obscure band you’ve ever seen?
The Yiddish Twist Orchestra – exactly what you’d imagine it to be. But oh so much more.
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