I Want to Make Out with Every Single Avenger. Including Scarlett Johansson
Guys. I saw the Avengers. And it was awesome. Like. Supersuperdupertasticfastic awesome. And I know it’s super mainstream and the dialogue is kind of cheesy but like, I don’t care. I only have…
Man’s Man Milk Leads to Relationship Trauma
Girls. Seriously. If he beat you BEFORE you got married, he’s also going to beat you AFTER you get married. I don’t know why we keep falling for it. Sure he took you…
Dear Hipsterjew, Holocaust Denial Turns Me on
Dear Hipster Jew, My girlfriend doesn’t believe in the Holocaust. Is it wrong that this turns me on? -Neurotic and Confused Dear Neurotic and Confused, I’m not surprised. In fact, I…
Has Aziz Ansari ‘Made It’ by advertising for American Express?
Pictured Above: Aziz Ansari, getting paid to ‘act’ in an Am-Ex commercial Has Aziz gone corporate? Is he trying to attract the ‘JAP crowd’ who enjoys liberal use of Daddy’s AmEx? Should we…
Who Wants a HJ? – ALask
Nickname: ALask Age: Slanted and Enchanted came out the year I was born Location: Charlottesville VA/Philadelphia Occupation: student/booking intern/catering assistant But your mother always dreamed you would become: an accountant Level of Jewishness / Hipsterness: Best New…
Is this how Jewish dating happens in NYC?
My initial reaction was to wonder aloud ‘do people still do this? Do Jews set up other Jews?’ And then I remembered my storied/tumultuous Hillel career. Jewish girls always trying to set me…
Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it got pissed off.
*****I would like to preface by stating that this article was sent to me by none other then Chicky, of Hipster Jew fame. Which means that Chicky reads Jezebel.com, a site which is…
Ben Schwartz gets severely rejected in this black comedy Valentine’s Day short video.
Have you ever loved someone too much? Ben Schwartz (Jean Ralphio of Parks and Rec) sure has. This video accurately portrays how ever snot-covered sniveling NJB (Nice Jewish Boy) wishes he reacted after…
Roz Raskin and the Rice Cakes and Bored With Four sing “Let’s Stay Together”
The loves of my life, Roz and the Rice Cakes and their good friends, Bored with Four, serenade us with the lovely words of Rev. Al Green. Love is in the air, people!…
I like your style, I like your class, but most of all I like your…sense of humor
This is how I’m spending my V-day in Ireland: Watching Christopher Walken read things. For the kids: For the Lit majors And my personal favorite, for the biddies: Happy Valentines Day, lovers.
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
