Are cartoons from the 90s hip?

Dear ladies and gentlemen born from the years 1988 to 1995,

It is not, contrary to popular belief, a hipster characteristic to enjoy old cartoons. Specifically cartoons of the early 90s. Stop pretending. Literally EVERYONE  I have ever spoken to from our age group loves the cartoons of our childhood.

In fact, you get a group of d-bags with some facial hair or fishnets the topic is bound to come up.  Someone will say, “Oh…your last name is Lipshitz? You know what that reminds me of?” Or maybe it will be something less annoying and more creative like ,” Wow did you see the way those swings just moved in the wind? It was just like in the opening credits of  Are you Afraid of the Dark? Man, that show used to scare the crap out of me.”

Also, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT hipster-worthy to complain about how awful television shows for children are now  Not only is this done all the time in the aforementioned groups but it is too well-known of a fact to be obscure. Of course the vomit on a plate they show children is no longer entertaining.  The entire point of kids’ shows these days is either to shove some learnin‘ in their pathetic little brains by teaching them Spanish or feed their ADD -generation hunger by showing lots of bright lights and fast-changing plot points.

You really think your a hipster because you dressed up as Quail-Man for Halloween and watch old episodes of Hey Arnold online? Come on! You would have to be a child of Satan to do otherwise. In fact, I’m pretty sure even Hipster Hitler likes Hey Arnold, and he’s a big douche.

I am incredibly disappointed in you, people of my age group. Step up your game. Please.

Love,

Schlitz Lipz

PS: It’s Lipsitz. NOT Lipshitz. He is a child psychologist from the Rugrats, I am just a young girl looking for love.

Bring it on Hitler. Grandpa’s going to kick your ass.