Buy all your Indian goods at Hitler

Ugh. Jews. Can’t you understand that bad publicity is still publicity? That if you poll 100 out of 100 Indian children, atleast 10 of them wIll have heard of some dude named Hitler? You are all businessmen or bankers or Jewish mothers. Can’t you understand that sometimes a guy has gotta earn a living the hard way? By naming his store ‘Hitler’?

‘We had put up a cloth banner for over a month saying “Hitler opening shortly”, no one objected to the name then… //Metro.co.uk

Angstily complained the owner in a JAP voice. Probably because everyone thought it was going to be another trendy Indian night club, like ‘Das Holocaust’ or ‘Kike’ (pronounced like Nike, but with a ‘k’). But instead it turned out to be another shitty clothing/novelty store. And then people became angry.

As for the name, Shah again pleads ignorance, telling the Times of India the store was named after his business partner’s grandfather who was nicknamed Hitler “because of his strict nature.”

He continued: “Frankly, till the time we applied for the trademark permission, I had only heard that Hitler was a strict man. It was only recently that we read about Hitler on the internet.”

What. Are. They. Teaching. Indian. Children. These. Days.

You only knew you BFs grandfather as ‘Hitler’ because he acted like a total Nazi strict guy, while his grandmother was known as ‘Mussolini’ because she really loved the color brown.

OKAY?!?

So Jews you need to just accept that business is business and…wait a second…did a Jewish person actually complain?

We as a community had represented our concerns to the proprietors and we do not think they agree with us,” said Nikitin Contractor, convener of the Friends of Israel organization from Vadodara.

Oh wait. Do you mean Friends of Israel, the gospel culty Christian group that wants the Joos in Jooland so Jesus Joo can be reborn as father Joo God? Those friends of Israel?

Fuck that. Of course no Jewish person complained. We understand.

Carry on, young entrepreneur. Just make sure to give 10% profit to Chabad like a good samaritan.

//Gawker