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Biz Markie looks for a house in DC on Celebrity House Hunting, makes a funny

Biz! I thought you were broke. But damn was I wrong! Maybe you invested well in the 80s. Put some stock in Apple and cashed out when the going as good. All  know is that you can afford $4 million dollar homes in downtown DC. I’m impressed.

Anyone else wish that Biz was their uncle? He’d be the best uncle ever. Always clubbing and saying ridiculous things, all the while living the life of a goofy bachelor.

Cue the ‘you got what I need’ puns in 3…2…1…GO!

Watch the full episode (worth your while) here.

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  • about 4 hours ago

    @TheRiceCakes hell yes! Love you

  • May 18, 2013 01:51

    @vboykis aw that place is so cute and filled with rich 20-somethings drinking $100 bottles of wine.

  • May 18, 2013 01:48

    @vboykis also where did you go? Cantina? Im spending next weekend at Cantina drowning in margaritas.

  • May 18, 2013 01:45

    @vboykis you didn't instagram your meal. Must be a social experiment

  • May 17, 2013 23:23

    RT @HelloDanibeth: Came home from an amazing date with @DangerIncognito to find that @HipsterJew stickers had arrived for me! Thank you! ht…

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