Biz Markie looks for a house in DC on Celebrity House Hunting, makes a funny

Chicky —  04/22/2012 —  Comments

Biz! I thought you were broke. But damn was I wrong! Maybe you invested well in the 80s. Put some stock in Apple and cashed out when the going as good. AllĀ  know is that you can afford $4 million dollar homes in downtown DC. I’m impressed.

Anyone else wish that Biz was their uncle? He’d be the best uncle ever. Always clubbing and saying ridiculous things, all the while living the life of a goofy bachelor.

Cue the ‘you got what I need’ puns in 3…2…1…GO!

Watch the full episode (worth your while) here.

Chicky

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