Let’s face it, more than half of you reading this will not be fasting on Yom Kippur. And about half of that won’t be going to services. Many of you will probably be sitting at home refreshing facebook just to see who else is sitting at home refreshing facebook. Instead I think you should get out of your house. Explore the eerily empty streets on three, two, and dare I say one wheel. There will not be any cars on the road. Most people will be inside asking the spaghetti monster to forgive them. So take out your bike and explore the country. You deserve it for having to put up with the ultra religious.
Anyways, who gets their dose of spirituality from sitting on a crappy bench for 12 hours? I can honestly say I’ve had more spiritual highs from exercising than sitting in synagogue.