What is going on in NYC? Are they required to have tv celebrities with tv personalities exist in the real world, mind-fucking everyone into a blank stare of warped reality?
I’ll give the Central Park Conservancy this much credit: They’ve got balls. Grande balls. Calling up Aziz Ansari early in the morning. Asking him to do MANUAL LABOR, like some sort of non-celebrity landscaper. All for some weird misguided publicity.NEWSFLASH: No one cares about Central Park. Just shush and continue to cut the grass. That’s your job. Thanks.
More credit goes to Aziz. He must have thought this was fucking hilarious. Why else would he agree to lose sleep over this? He’s probably hungover. But damn does his jacket look good on him. He’s so funny he’s funny when he’s not even trying to be funny! Just like his character in Parks and Rec!
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