Urban Outfitters Selling Sheriff Holocaust Jew shirt
Urban Outfitters has this shirt on their site. It looks a little like its mocking the Holocaust. But it also looks like a sheriff’s star. If it’s mocking Jews in the Holocaust, I…
Today is Yom HaShoah – Holocaust Remembrance Day
Today is Holocaust Remembrance Day. Did you stop in the middle of I-95 and pay your respects to 6 million murdered during the Holocaust? Why not? It’s kind of really awesome that they…
New Release of Early Silver Jews Recordings
Drag City will be releasing a collection of early songs by the Hipster Jew God himself, David Berman. Yes! Lo-fi songs from early, out of print Silver Jews records Dime Map of the…
New Three Stooges Movie is out!
So, I haven’t seen the new Three Stooges movie. Part of me feels like its going to suck. But the 13 year old in me thinks I’ll laugh. I don’t know. I haven’t…
Matzah Pizza – I’M STARVING
There isn’t too much you can do to cure your hunger on Passover. As too there is little you can do to cure your constipation. That being said, you can at least try…
Artists shouldn’t be paid for their work
I have another job. I make films. No one tells me what to do. But I make the money in the wine industry. You work another job and get up at five in…
BREAKING NEWS: Hitler wasn’t gay
Philippe Loret, a French plumber, claims to be Adolf Hitler’s grandson. Which means one thing. Hitler had sex with a woman. I don’t know about you guys, but I always thought Hitler was…
NHL Playoffs 2012 Pre(heeb)view
Jeff Halpern – Washington Capitals Halpern (35 year old Center) has had a pretty weak season. So weak, he’s got benched the last few games of the season. Scoring a career low 4…
Combat the 4 ‘real’ questions at your Seder
So people know when it comes to aesthetically presenting ancient barely-edible foods, you don’t fuck around. These are the 4 questions that aren’t written into the Seder. The ones that you dread, that…
Passover Poll (Malcolm in the Middle edition)
During the Passover Seder, we discuss the questions asked by four sons. I, of course, am always given the roll of ‘the wicked son’. Well now is your chance to pick which son…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
