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Muzzle Tov!

I watched 30 seconds of this craptacular video. The only question I have is who do I insult first, the people paying for these atrocities, or the stupid puns of the asshole reporter….

Happy Birthday Hipster Jew!!!

In honor of our terrible twos birthday, I got a second nose piercing. Let’s make this bitch last 20. (As Im sure you can tell this is the slowest news day ever. Someone…

Hipsters are saving the music industry //via record labels

Another successful year for the hipster. For 6 years in a row, hipsters have increased sales in vinyl records. 2010 we bought 2.8 million records. 2011 we bought 3.5 million records. Suck it…

Facebook needs a new like button

ehyyyyy Everyone talks about a facebook *dislike* button. Or even a facebook *love* button. Possibly custom buttons too. In my opinion, there is only one button missing. And that’s the Fonz like button.

This is why I have a fucking beard

Back off my shit. Meep meep meep meep

Weiner likes Wiener

We all knew Anthony Weiner liked kinky shit. But according to Gawker, Weiner was willing to double team one of the skanks that sold him out. “I’m not really talking about other chicks……

8 things I want to see diminish in 2k12

Last year I wrote about 8 things I didn’t want to see in 2k11. That didn’t work. In fact, I think I emboldened everything I talked about. Instead I’m going to write about…

Merry Christmas from the Ultra-Orthodox

I dont even know where to start… //via reddit

Hanukkah Photo Contest

Send in your crappy, crafty, offensive, or makeshift Hanukkah photos to win one of three prizes that I’m keeping a secret for now. email us the photos (info at hipsterjew dot com) tweet…

Pin the Beard on Matisyahu

What would I do without the internet? //play here http://www.andylevy.co.uk/putthebeardon/

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