Hitting the links
Amar’e Stoudemire is an idiot. Amar’e Stoudemire punched the glass casing of a fire extinguisher after the New York Knicks lost to the Miami Heat. Amar’e Stoudemire will not play in game 3….
Delmon Young Arrested for Anti-Semitic Remarks
Delmon Young, the former hot Tampa Bay Rays prospect, went on a tirade last night against the Jews. “Fucking Jews! Fucking Jews!” Young yelled at a Jewish man pan handling. What stirred this…
Happy 64th Birthday Israel, You Foxy Beast
Happy 64th Birthday Israel! You have given us so much, how do I give back? I guess with this little bit of advice: When you shoot off fireworks, aim away from the face….
NBC thinks you’re worthless
Pretty sure none of you are awake whenever Today is on NBC. That’s okay. I’m here for you. Apparently they were talking about how worthless we art majors are. This apparently excludes communications,…
Happy Birthday Barbra Streisand!
Happy Birthday Barbra! You just turned 70? What!? You don’t look a day over 40! As a present to our readers, here are 7 pictures to remind us of how beautiful you were…
Captcha invokes the holy name of Yahweh
Oh Yahweh, Lord of the internet. We thank you for the easy to read, but hard to type Captcha. Please, let it be blessed upon you, to make the internet faster, and more…
WEINER SITING!
After learning that Anthony Weiner was not allowed on Air Force One, it comes no shock to me that he is forced to use the dirty, disgusting, underground passages we peons call ‘the…
Hitting the Links
Flyers Defenseman, Nicklas Grossman, wo recently revealed his name is actually Nicklas Grossmann, is out with a concussion. He was one of two Jewish players in this years NHL Stanley Cup Finals. //…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
