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Is yooze watah koshah?
Share For past few years there has been an argument in NY. Is the water kosher? Well. Is it? Small little animals, possibly dinosaurs, live in New York water. If you hold it up to the light, and then hold it up to a microscope, you might be able to see little Diacyclops thomasi, along [...]
i luved Hipster Dinosaurs b4 they were kool!
Share New York Times said ‘Hipsters’ were dead. Could they ever be so wrong? The first hipster was the big bang. It wanted to be different from all the other solar systems. Then came the first microorganisms, all the way to the Dinosaurs. Unless you believe in creation. Then its god who created the hipsters [...]
Posted in Art, Humor/Comedy Tagged american spirits, dinosaurs, hipster dinosaurs, irony, PBR, The Room Leave a comment
Remember Weezer?
Share Do you remember your high school years listening to this band called ‘Weezer’? Remember how awesome they were until they started putting albums out after the green one? If you don’t remember, I can resume jogging your memory. Rivers Cuomo has stated that he is floating the idea of playing the Blue album and [...]
The man is trying to tell you what to smoke and when
Share Have you seen the recent commercials for e-cigarettes? You know, the ones where you can smoke inside because they are not real? From what I understand, you pay like 50 bucks to get nicotine vapor. Users say its a great way to quit smoking. What happens when a slightly positive thing happens in this [...]
Philly h8s bloggers
Share You live in Philly? You got a blog? Well, FUCK YOU! So says the City of Philadelphia. Blogs that makes a few bucks (like $10 a year) are being asked to pay $300 to the city for having a ‘business’. So glad I’m not blogging out of that one horse town cause the world [...]
Portland Kart
Share I am as good at biking as I am at playing Mario Kart. And anyone who has played against me in Mario Kart has stopped being my friend for I have beaten them so badly. Im going to move to Portland and fuck some bitches up. Start running them over. Throwing shit that I [...]
7″ of Conan
Share As all good hipsters should, I am taking a hard look at my records and building on what should be an empire of hipster gold. My old one dollar bin records look bleak and are annoying. I have too much Styx and not enough Chuck Mangione’s “Feels So Good.” With today’s release of Conan [...]
Posted in Humor/Comedy, Music review Tagged 7", Conan - Leno Conflict, Conan O'brien, Jack White, Jay Leno Leave a comment
Moga: the great
Share When I was given Moga’s new LP “Jamboree” to review, I was way too excited, which can be a problem. It’s very hard to criticize, or even talk greatly at length about a band that you happen to be great friends with and love. So while spending the weekend in Vermont, I had the [...]
Rabbi told to Shave Beard
Share A Chabad rabbi has been trying to become a chaplain in the the U.S. Army for awhile now. But because he won’t shave his beard, he can’t serve to all 10 jews in the Army. You would think I would support a man and his beard. You would think that since the army has [...]
Old Jews Go Gaga