Neil Gaiman’s Commencement Speech at UARTS
Shout out to Prez Buffington on the bottom right Last week, many of the kids I had the pleasure of kicking out of my Senior Studio graduated from The University of the Arts…
The DeLorean Bike is a Bad Gimmick
The DeLorean Bicycle is a shameful, expensive gimmick. It looks and acts nothing like a DeLorean. It runs nothing like a DeLorean, and doesn’t even give homage to Back to the Future. It’s…
Delmon Young wants you to know he isn’t anti-Semitic
Last month, Detroit Tiger’s Left Fielder, Delmon Young was arrested for an altercation that happened outside of his New York City hotel in which he shouted at a panhandler “Fucking Jews! Fucking Jews!”…
The real reason for the anti-internet rally $$$$$$$
I dressed up as the internet police for Purim! The rally in Citi Field on Sunday was sponsored by a rabbinical group, Ichud Hakehillos Letohar Hamachane, that is linked to a software company…
Yankees Jersey Foul
Well then who’s on Third? Kike. I mean the fellow’s name. Kike. The guy on Third. Kike. The Third Baseman. Kike. The guy playing… // via Tablet Mag
Henry Kissinger is lonely
Recently Henry Kissinger was spotted being groped by the TSA. Apparently no one recognized him, asked him for ID, or came to the conclusion that it’s in poor taste to grope a man…
U.S. Presidents and their attempts to be Jewish
Great men from all over the world try to be us; hip, cool, and Jewish. Most of them fail at it miserably. So here we have a collection of U.S. Presidents doing Jewish…
Famous People’s Favorite Swear Words
What’s your favorite swear word of all time? Mine is “Twat Waffle.” Sweet, simple, hilarious. You know who else is surprisingly funny? Zach Braff. I’m still not going to forgive him for Garden…
RIP Maurice Sendak (June 10, 1928 – May 8, 2012)
Maurice Sendak passed away this morning from complications following a recent stroke. Whether you loved his work, or hated it, Sendak is an inspiration to all of us cynics. I highly suggest you…
Hipster Cop is getting feisty
We all remember the golden days of Occupy Wall Street. Cops were beating innocent protestors. Parks were being over-run by the homeless and future homeless. And Hipster Cop was patrolling the mean streets…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
