Here’s a photo of Newt Gingrich hanging out with the Power Rangers
Hi, I’m Newt. I bet you can’t save my marriage. // Little known fact: Blue Ranger is gay. Probably why he wouldn’t shake Newts hand…
James Murphy is making hipster blend of coffee
The lord of all hipsters, James Murphy, is in talks to create his own blend of coffee. Unfortunately, this coffee will only be sold in one coffee shop. That’s pretty much all the…
Newt Dangerfield
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Die Antwoord – Ten$ion
The Rap-Rave group Die Antwoord has fallen past obscurity and into the realm of annoying. It’s a shame considering they were my favorite (and only) rap-rave group of all time. Their songs were…
“Israel really needs to assassinate Obama to solve its problems” – AJT
Three, give the go-ahead for U.S.-based Mossad agents to take out a president deemed unfriendly to Israel in order for the current vice president to take his place, and forcefully dictate that the…
Katy Perry’s dad hates Jews
“You know how to make the Jew jealous? Have some money, honey,” Keith Hudson, 63, said during a recent sermon at the Church on the Rise in Westlake, the Daily Mail reported. “You…
Muzzle Tov!
I watched 30 seconds of this craptacular video. The only question I have is who do I insult first, the people paying for these atrocities, or the stupid puns of the asshole reporter….
Happy Birthday Hipster Jew!!!
In honor of our terrible twos birthday, I got a second nose piercing. Let’s make this bitch last 20. (As Im sure you can tell this is the slowest news day ever. Someone…
Hipsters are saving the music industry //via record labels
Another successful year for the hipster. For 6 years in a row, hipsters have increased sales in vinyl records. 2010 we bought 2.8 million records. 2011 we bought 3.5 million records. Suck it…
