March Madnezzz
Ladies and Gentlemen! March Madness is upon us! Over the next two days, the average male will skip 3 and a half hours of work per day checking scores and watching games. Companies…
Should Greek Heiler be Banned from Soccer?
Last week, a player on the Greek National Soccer team, Giorgos Katidis, scored a goal and then preceded to celebrate by giving the Nazi salute (or heiling) for several seconds toward the audience….
A Halloween curse on Jews
Halloween (and the weekend preceding it) is the worst time of the year. Period. The worst. The shittiest. Fuck Halloween and all those over-10-year-old who enjoy it. Halloween weekend has constantly been when…
The New Miller Lite Punch Top Can is GROSS! SUPER DUPER GROSS!
From the genius creators of the beer that tells you if its cold in case you’ve lost feeling in your fingers, and the truly blessed souls who made you a beer bottle with…
Snow White and the Huntsman is unrealistic and tragically flawed
Folks, I cannot support the current #1 movie in America “Snow White and The Huntsman”, it’s just not realistic! No, I’m not talking about the fact that people can spontaneously combust into birds,…
The Daily Show Stole my Joke!
I’ve had a lot of things stolen from me in my life…my money, my innocence, most recently, my hair…but none of those truly affected me in the way I was affected today when…
Huffpo sucks: Now with Sideboob
There! I said it! Stone me with copies of “The God Delusion” or suffocate me with your berets Huffpo readers, but I’m calling it. Today, Tuesday May 29, 2012 will be the day…
Probably Everyone Who Ever Lived Was Definitely Anti-Semetic
ED NOTE: Welcome our newest writer to the team, SCHWARTZY! I was surfing the web the other day when I came across an article titled “Was Shakespeare Anti-Semetic?”. Now, I did not read…
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.