Greatest Cat Video EVER
If you’ve ever had a cat or seen a cat or know what a cat is, check this out. It’s the funniest, most on-point cat video I’ve ever seen. It’s like they know…
Breaking News! Europeans are Anti-Semitic!
Israeli documentary filmmaker, Ilan Ziv is kvetching about how the BBC dropped his documentary because they be joo haterz… or at least scared of the Middle East. His film, Jerusalem: an Archaeological Mystery Story, questions…
True Love is Animated
In the recent vein of adorable husband/wife combos who do cute animation things, I present another example of cuteness. A young man named Adam Patch got his wife a little drunk on a…
Treat Yourself: Park and Recreation Pornography
There’s nothing I love more than a good porno. Fun fact. These are words I’ve never actually written/spoken/or thought. But the Parks and Recreation porno is going to be hilarious and something I…
Conspiracy Theories are Actually Government Plots. To Annoy Me.
I write a lot of rants. Usually, they are partially in jest, because as much as I like to get angry, I much prefer relentlessly mocking everyone and everything. However, today I would…
Best Birthday Present of All Time?
I do love me some manic pixie dream girl. I can’t help it. Who doesn’t love a doe-eyed lady with ribbons in her hair and a lot of a blush? Recently, one such…
If it walks like a duck tape store, talks like a duct tape store…
HJ’s who enjoy crafting, I know you’re out there! You’re the kids bringing your knitting needles to go see Spring Break in theaters (ironically), the kids who ALWAYS have a box of craft…
Time to Get Me Some Jew Gold
Thanks to Forbes, I now have all I need for success in my future. Awesome job, Forbes. You’re great. Forbes Israel recently posted a list ranking all of the billionaire Jews in the…
An Open Letter to the Biebs
Justin. Dear, Sweet lil Justin. Come into my office. You need a life lesson and Hipster Jew has got the words ready and waiting for your sweet ass. Biebs, as with everything, there…
Accidental Racist is Accidentally Racist But I Don’t Care
Brad Paisley, LL Cool J, What are you guys doing with your lives? Why are you making songs called “Accidental Racist”? Boys, that’s just a recipe for disaster. Modern country already blows. Did…
05/23/2013 Fuzzbuster — People don't really hate the Jews. They generally hate something about themselves and like to pretend that they hate...
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wear them when im lonely cause im a jew
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — Your a shlumpa
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...