I Want to Make Out with Every Single Avenger. Including Scarlett Johansson
Guys. I saw the Avengers. And it was awesome. Like. Supersuperdupertasticfastic awesome. And I know it’s super mainstream and the dialogue is kind of cheesy but like, I don’t care. I only have…
Sharks with Frickin’ Laser Beams
In a complete and total waste of time, a company called Wicked Lasers has finally made Dr. Evil’s dream come true. No sea bass this time, sharks it is! These money-wasting d-bags (no…
Grind-dance with Some Hot New Tracks…Yo..!
Do you dig-nasty the rap music? Are you hip with the new jives? Do you want to be my BFFL? Well then I have the artist for you! What a dapper young man!…
Jezebel Discusses Vibrators, Schlitz Blushes Profusely
Repressed ladies, HEAR MY PLEA! Some promiscuous man (one who probably gets colonics and lives in Noo York City) is trying to make vibrators and sexual discussion commonplace. We. Can’t. Let. This. Happen….
Sandwich Celebrates Birthday, Eats Itself as Cake
Fatties everywhere, TODAY IS A DAY FOR CELEBRATION!!!! It is the day of the birth of the sandwich. I want to eat thissssssssss. On this day, 250 years ago, the Earl of Sandwich…
Man’s Man Milk Leads to Relationship Trauma
Girls. Seriously. If he beat you BEFORE you got married, he’s also going to beat you AFTER you get married. I don’t know why we keep falling for it. Sure he took you…
I Spy With My Little Eye…
This link has made the rounds of all over the bookface recently. All you kids running around,posting it, saying things like, “how can people be so cruel” and “I’m on facebook to much!”…
Me Chinese, Me Make Joke
As the great Buddha once said, “Jews are wise and good at making money.” That’s true. I think it’s in the Bible somewhere. And thank y-hweh his thoughts on the Judaica carried on…
Let’s Cross That Matrilineal Line, Shall We?
Hey Jews, Have you ever been a counselor at a Jewish camp and one of your fellow counselors mentioned that they weren’t Jewish in the eyes of most Jews because their mother was…
Should Hoes Get Learned?
If there’s one thing I can’t stand more than women driving, or women doing comedy, it’s women learning. Why do we need to learn how to read? Books are dumb. What’s the point…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
