Kosher crisis: The moral conundrum of a non-Kosher Jew
So this morning my mom brought me something that was a real treat for me. Something I truly love. Empanadas. The best way to explain my love for empanadas is via Mack’s statement…
Word of the Week: JAP; Jewish American Princess
Jewish-American Princess or JAP: A stereotype of a subtype of Jewish-American female. The term implies materialistic and selfish tendencies, attributed to a pampered or wealthy background. Normally shortened to “Jap” this girl dresses…
Word of the Week: Shmooze
Shmooze Verb: Talk intimately and cozily; gossip. Noun: A long and intimate conversation. Example: “Wow, look at that shiksa. Shmoozin time.” or “was just shmoozin with my bubby” warning: may sound grosser than intended
Word of the Week: Joobs
Joobs (n) Boobs that belong to a Jewish woman., ex. tits, those things on sarah silverman’s chest. Could also be used as an insult. Example: “Look at the size of those Joobs!” or “Don’t be such…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
