Needed: Nice Jewish Boys for R-rated JDate Calendar
Dear HJ’s, I’m sorry I have been lax in writing recently; having just finished an undergrad degree in English literature, I have been very busy launching my degree-driven career…. in the food-service industry….
Radical Rabbi Writes Sexy Book About Sex
Author/Rabbi David Ribner is an honest-to-goodness mensch. He has singlehandedly introduced sex into the Ultra-Orthodox community world-wide. As official Hipster Jew Sex Article Panderer, I will tell you all about it. Because of…
Topanga…Still Really Wanna Bang Ya Pt. II
This bitch. Does. Not. Quit… Except for the space of about 10 years when she disappeared from the public eye. But Danielle Fishel is back, on the cover of Maxim and promoting her…
Put down the pipe, Jews: It’s Purim.
While shamelessly searching for a gluten-free hamentaschen recipe meant for Marijuana enhancement, I happened upon a bit of an argument online regarding the common practice of weed-smoking on this most ridiculous of Jewish…
Zosia Mamet Bares her “Girls” to Fallon
Zosia Mamet, of “Girls” fame, recently appeared on Jimmy Fallon with a very big hole in her dress. In the clip, Mamet (whose father is David Mamet) complains about how being 25 is…
4th Grader Skips Adderall Goes Straight to Hard Stuff
Arianna Hufflepuff informed me that a young woman (and by young woman, I mean infant of ten years old) recently won a science fair prize for her project entitled “Drug Sniffing Dogs” for…
Wal-Mart Takes Diversity to Jew Level
In an effort to be more tolerant openly intolerant Super Conglomerate Wal-Mart has been selling Dress Up America brand Jew-garb. For kids. There are many costume varieties on sale at Dress Up America.com…
NYT Takes Time for ‘Girls’ Outfits. Get a Job, NYT.
I have been indulging in Lena Dunham lately. I have just generally been indulging my every whim lately having finished college forever, and I accidentally watched “Tiny Furniture” for the first time. I…
Topanga Wanna Bangya
Remember when this was your go-to masturbatory fantasy in the late nineties? Well, she’s coming back. But this time she looks like a baby-hungry 30-year old with Jewish Mother Syndrome and a serious…
Big Booty Judy Sports Itsy Bitsy Bikini on Big-Ass Boat
“Judge” Judy Sheindlin, protagonist of her wildly popular reality series “Judge Judy” recently appeared, naked, on Katie Couric’s ridiculous new show “Katie.” Fun fact: “Judge Judy” has been on TV since I was…
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.