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David Stern is One Tough Jew

I have said before that David Stern is the most powerful man in sports. No one has control over their league quite like Stern which is why rumors of coaxing the referees to…

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Your Hipster Jew Guide to the NBA Finals

  The seemingly endless NBA playoffs are nearing and end and the Finals between the Oklahoma City Thunder and the Miami Heat is slated to start Tuesday night. Odds are if you reading…

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Red Auerbach Will Not Stand For Your Bullshit Fouls

This a video of Red Auerbach explaining what flops are and why they are terrible…in the 1970′s. [Ed note: Auerbach was the original flop-hater] He was trying to nip this BS in the…

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KG Hates on Craig Sager’s Suit

Craig Sager is known for his terrible suits. He is also an announcer for the NBA on TNT, which put’s him in close proximity to the best basketball players in the world, who…

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You Used to Be Cool Canada

I’m a little late on this because hockey takes a back seat to baseball when it’s June and the Bruins aren’t causing riots in Vancouver. But for the Stanley Cup Finals the CBC…

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DeShawn Stevenson is A Hoopster with an ATM in His Kitchen

The main thing people seem to be talking about in this story  is the fact that DeShawn Stevenson has an ATM in his house and that he charges his friends $4.50 to use…

The MLB Chosen People Power Rankings: June

*These rankings are a combination of the players previous performance and some projections on how they’ll continue to perform for the next month. This picture is a tribute to the two months Sam…

Basketball Aesthetics, Or Why I Don’t Enjoy The Oklahoma City Thunder

I have repeatedly taken heat from my fellow basketball fans for expressing my displeasure with the Oklahoma City Thunder. I find them boring, and this bothers people. This bothers people because they wonder…

Watch this Hipster Try Way Too Hard

The girl with pink  hair in this video is definitely trying too hard. I call shenanigans on her not knowing who the Beatles are, especially since she starts off by saying she hates…

By The Power of Robert Gordon Orr

I love hockey, specifically the Boston Bruins. I also love 30 Rock. I think Tina Fey pisses excellence and Alec Baldwin makes up for all the awfulness of the other Baldwins. So when…

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