Finally, We Can See What The X-Men Would Be As Hipsters
What if Rogue wasn’t a jacked 30-something in spandex who flew through the air and could suck out a person’s soul (or whatever you wanna call it) with her touch? What if she…
Watch A Sluiced Bill Murray Talk for 3 Minutes About ‘Moonrise Kingdom’, Pants
While we’re still waiting to find out if Bill Murray is even going to be in Dan Akroyd’s hypothetical Ghostbusters 3 movie, we at least know he’s still going strong in things that…
Counterpoint: ‘Girls’ Might Not Be Racist, But You’re Not Wrong For Saying It Is
On Monday, my fearless editor called the Internet out over the running debate over Lena Dunham’s show Girls in his article “The show ‘Girls’ isn’t racist; you are.” Sure, it may be a…
Woody Allen Finally Makes A Movie About Neurotic Americans in a European Country
If there’s one geographical place that we associate with Woody Allen, it’s New York City. This is a guy who can’t be asked to pick up his own Oscar statue because he’s too…
Spartacus: The Best Show You Haven’t Been Watching Wraps Up Its Second Season on Friday
Most people don’t watch Starz, both because its a premium cable channel and because people can’t handle how cool and trendy it is, as indicated by the fact it spells “stars” with a…
Andrew Bird Plays “Colbert” In Confusing Overlap of Things I Like
I have a hard time being a fan of professional whistler and glockenspiel…ist(?) Andrew Bird. He spends almost as long as U2 to release a new album, and to much less popular acclaim….
Best Facebook Movie Ad Ever
Why is it the best ever? Because it tells me everything I need to know about the movie: Guy Pearce is in it. There’s a photo of Guy Pearce He saves the President’s…
Game Review: “Alan Wake’s American Nightmare”
So, here’s a game that I picked up for $20 off the XBox Live Arcade: Alan Wake’s American Nightmare. Technically, it really costs $15, but because Microsoft sells items on the Arcade using…
“Hipsters” (the Movie) Totally Not About Hipsters
It’s a 2008 Russian musical film about Russian kids from the 1950s. I’m gonna sue for false advertising. On the other hand, its is a foreign film, so, points for that. Especially if…
I’m Starting to Think This Whole Groundhog Day Thing Is Bullshit
Every year, twelve days before Valentine’s Day*, the nation gets together for its age old tradition of forcibly evicting a woodland rodent from his burrow in order to arbitrarily predict the weather for…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
