Mark Zuckerberg pisses off Moshiach, innocent 11th grade girls in Chabad school pay the price.
As reported by FailedMessiah, An all-girls Chabad high school has apparently told some 11th grade students that they have to delete their facebook accounts AND pay a 100 dollar fine, or be expelled. My…
Pitchfork gives Hurricane Irene a 3.4 rating
Why would Pitchfork give such a low rating to Hurricane Irene?
Does the “I” in “M.I.A.” stand for “Ironic?”
Never one to shy away from political controversy, M.I.A. recently took it upon herself to post a twitter update about her thoughts on the recent riots in London: “I’m going down to the riots…
Informative news story…
…or anti hipster propoganda? you decide. Man credits failed alligator attack to his baggy pants. Implies that had he been wearing skinny jeans, he would have been badly injured. I’m telling you now,…
*click here to promote cancer*
…no, not a cure for cancer, but the spread of the disease itself! Because, you see, according to this article on Ynet news, a few Haredi Rabbis in Israel have posted flyers and advertisements saying that…
Israeli rabbi tries to ban women drivers
I remember sometime around 1st grade, my class went on a field trip to a pumpkin patch to go pumpkin picking. At one point, we all sat on bales of hay in the…
electoral victory yields increase in porn viewing
So I’m sure you all know that during presidential elections, states are categorized as Red states for Republicans, and Blue states that are primarily Democratic. Well, a new study shows that if you lived in a winning state,…
Where am I?
oh man. oh man, oh man. so i had band practice tonight (we dont have a name yet). i promised myself i’d be out by 11, home by 12, and up nice and…





