Michael Moore made me hate the Occupy Movement
Michael Moore may have once been a man of principles. Not anymore. Your terrible cover of Bob Dylan has led me to question your integrity; As a man, a supposed lover of music,…
Between Two Ferns Special is Perfect You Should Watch It
The new special aired last night. Tina Fey. Jon Stewart. Some rich dude. It was literally a tour de force of Between Two Ferns. So if somehow you haven’t watched it yet, and…
Woody Allen gets chummy with Lindsay Lohan
The NYpost and their ever-present topnotch writing skills happened upon Woody Allen and Lindsay Lohan doing only the most professional, least-sexual things possible. Woody Allen gentlemanly holds the door for Lindsay Lohan…
A message to all the Moms out there reading this:
To all the Moms out there: Yes, I am single. And yes, I’d consider dating your daughter. Sometimes friends message me and tell me “my Mom reads your blog and thinks you are…
Coldplay abuses the memory of MCA
Coldplay — Fuck you. You’re now my #1 hated band. U2, you’re demoted to #3. That being said, very sentimental.
Perform a Darth Seder for May the 4th (be with you)
Passover? Probably would be better if it involved Star Wars. And on College Humor it does. Complete with all the Star Wars-related puns you could fit into a 4 minute video. Bonus: People…
Watch Wet Hot American Summer actors release The Bachelor spoof tv show Burning Love
If there’s one thing I know about television, is that Michael Ian Black is one of the funniest comedians out there, along with the Wet Hot American Summer crew. And this show has…
Old creepy PBR salesman is a citizen-hero ‘Beer Man’
Duffman, meet your nemesis. Beer man. PBR beer man. A fat sloven man living in a college town whose job is to sit back and watch Hipsters and old poor people drink his…
Rashida Jones discovers her Jewish past; she cries
Rashida Jones, for some terrible reason, decided to go on the NBC show Who Do You Think You Are?. The point of the show is to creep into famous people’s pasts and discover…
Hillary Clinton looks for her own Jew boy toy
Hillary, you ‘ol dawg you. You never could get over Bill Clinton and his affair with Monica Lewinsky. You know, the woman who was the closest Jew to ever running the White House….
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
