
Only the best are self-described hipsters
A new study came out, proving that the term ‘Hipster’ is still a derogatory term – but an entirely acceptable one – to this now marginalized and oft-hated group. (Think ‘punks’, but whiney…

Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr – Dark Waters
Dale Earnhardt, killing it again with another wonderful Beatles-inspired song and really fucking weird music video. I don’t think that at this point in their career they can do any wrong. Get their…

The JAP Jersey Shore Show
There’s a new Bravo reality show coming out. It’s full of stereotypes, joobs, and spoiled, terrible women. It takes place on Long Island. And it’s full of insane, terribly spoiled Jewish girls. LONG…

10 Commandments for Hipster Jews
For Shavuot, I thought it was only appropriate that I write up the 10 hipster commandments that hipster Moses brought down to hipster Jews when he came off of Mount Snow Patrol. 1)…

Gay Reform Rabbi: Locusts attack Israel because of Palestine treatment
Radical religious Rabbis have argued that tragedies such as the destruction of Soddom and Gemorrah, The Holocaust, Hurricane Sandy, and 9/11 were directly caused by the fact that gay people exist and do…

Stephen Colbert approves of Hipster diaperless babies
There are always stupid trends throughout the world, but it seems the stupidest ones are propagated by rich white young people, also haphazardly described as ‘Hipsters’. This includes, but isn’t limited to: Not…

The Hood Internet Mixtape #7
The Hood Internet put out another mixtape recently. It’s another classic hipster dance mix, complete with popular and indie rap artists and backing indie bands. It’s pretty much your wet dream. The only…

Gilbert Gottfried reads the Sorority Girl Email
After esteemed actor Michael Shannon read that ridiculous sorority girls’ email, it made sense that a famous actor would follow suit. Instead, we have Gilbert Gottfried. Does he read the letter as well…

Adam Yauch Playground
NYC has renamed a playground after former Beastie Boy Adam Yauch. What does this mean? Your children can one day laugh and frolic near a sign that says ‘Adam Yauch Memorial Park’. You…





