New Band Name: C-3PO with a Boner
This needs to be a new indie band. Full of irony, pop culture references. And STAR WARS. FUCKING STAR WARS. Urban myth says that the boner card may be real. I don’t care…
Book Review: The Lowbrow Reader Reader
The Lowbrow Reader was a comedy magazine written in the 2000s. It was a ‘zine of typical high literary fashion. It was published at random intervals throughout the year, and making money was…
NEW BILL MURRAY TRAILER: Hyde Park on Hudson
Everything Bill Murray does is amazing. When I go see the new Wes Anderson movie this weekend, Moonrise Kingdom, I know that Bill will make me laugh, sing, cry. He will turn me…
Will Smith raps ‘Fresh Prince’
This is the perfect video for a Monday afternoon. You’re tired because you spent the weekend drinking until 3am and you slept like shit last night, like you do every Sunday night. You…
Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Grey
Hey laaadiiees! What are you doing tonight? Looking for some new type of sex act and/or erotica to steam up your sex life? Well Gilbert Gottfried has got the perfect thing for you!…
Live Klezmer music on an airplane
When I fly Air Canada, I want to be serenaded by a Klezmer band. Because nothing says ‘claustrophobia’ like loud horns in a 3/4 Klezmer beat! When Canada’s Lemon Bucket Orkestra — a…
Turks think that ‘Jew Birds’ are spying on them
This should be the national bird of Israel. Some small dipshit town in Turkey found a bird that said ‘Israel’ on it and happened to have a long beak. So they freaked out…
No, it is okay to be a politican doing a Nazi Salute if you’re very ironic about it
Don’t cry, baby. I know you don’t mean it. I know you still love me. The Nazi salute has gotten a bad rep. Most politicians should be on the internet trolling the Gawker…
Sacha Baron Cohen is charming; The Dictator is hilarious
He’s Like the Jewish James Bond of Comedy…Kinda… People on the internet are haterz, yours truly included in that group. But I’ve been nothing except excited for The Dictator. Sacha Baron Cohen has…
EVERYONE EVER loved Maurice Sendak
Being the crotchety old man I am, and in homage to the crotchety old man Maurice Sendak was, I thought it only fitting that I find someone on the internet who hated him….
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
