This past month, Elmo has been going on a drug fueled anti-Semitic rant in New York. He’s been kicked out of Central Park, yelled at little kids at the zoo, he was even taken away via ambulance just this past weekend.
Many wonder why Elmo has gone off the deep end. Did he get a gig working for a terrorist sponsored children’s show? He got tired of seeing those Palestinian children who were never allowed near Sesame Street Israel edition? Maybe he lost all of his savings in the Bernie Madoff ponzi scheme? Either way, this is a sad month for Elmo fans. I think it’s time to send Elmo to drug rehab. Get Cookie Monster to be his sponsor. That guy’s been to cookie rehab enough times to know how it works.