This past month, Elmo has been going on a drug fueled anti-Semitic rant in New York. He’s been kicked out of Central Park, yelled at little kids at the zoo, he was even taken away via ambulance just this past weekend.
Many wonder why Elmo has gone off the deep end. Did he get a gig working for a terrorist sponsored children’s show? He got tired of seeing those Palestinian children who were never allowed near Sesame Street Israel edition? Maybe he lost all of his savings in the Bernie Madoff ponzi scheme? Either way, this is a sad month for Elmo fans. I think it’s time to send Elmo to drug rehab. Get Cookie Monster to be his sponsor. That guy’s been to cookie rehab enough times to know how it works.
05/23/2013 Fuzzbuster — People don't really hate the Jews. They generally hate something about themselves and like to pretend that they hate...
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wear them when im lonely cause im a jew
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — Your a shlumpa
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...