It must suck being this dude, getting trampled on by anorexic hipsters all the time. Stealing his once cool ideas and turning them into terrible, racist irony. Although atleast they never stole the irony of writing this pessimistic, angry, angsty piece for an ‘optimistic’ blog.
Can you relate to these people? Do you get angry when Hipsters steal ideas that you ‘totally thought up first’? Are you jealous that Hipsters are so much cooler than you, and wear your clothing better than you do? And vampire comparisons? They haven’t been cool since Twilight. Don’t you think a zombie comparison (feeding on the brains of other sub-cultures) would have been much more appropriate and hip?