It must suck being this dude, getting trampled on by anorexic hipsters all the time. Stealing his once cool ideas and turning them into terrible, racist irony. Although atleast they never stole the irony of writing this pessimistic, angry, angsty piece for an ‘optimistic’ blog.
Can you relate to these people? Do you get angry when Hipsters steal ideas that you ‘totally thought up first’? Are you jealous that Hipsters are so much cooler than you, and wear your clothing better than you do? And vampire comparisons? They haven’t been cool since Twilight. Don’t you think a zombie comparison (feeding on the brains of other sub-cultures) would have been much more appropriate and hip?
jamie
12/05/2010
It’s almost always a man doing the anti-hipster rant thang. Yeah, sucks that there are people who get to have more sex with more and more beautiful women and go to more parties than you do. Especially when they don’t wear whatever version of the macho costume you think of as truly manly. That said, I’ve been jealous of many a hipster-ier fellow than I many a time.
jamie
12/05/2010
Oops, sorry gay men. It’s almost always a man, and when it’s a man it’s always always a straight one.