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An Inconvenient Truth: Push to Walk Signs

I think I’ve uncovered an inconvenient truth. And I don’t mean that bullshit about global warming. If the world is warming why are fur bikinis not in fashion? I call shenanigans. It might not actually be true, (my truth) but I am going to insist it is fact until proven otherwise.

I am convinced “push to walk” buttons do not actually work.   They are just a placebo brought in by the government to believe we actually have control over the machine. BUT WE DON’T. The machines control us. As it should be.

Lying bastards.

There are various websites that discuss this topic, and you can feel free to check them out. But I didn’t actually do any research, so I’m not linking any of them.  I can’t handle the despair if someone proves me wrong.

Suck it.

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